The Rapiest Quotes From “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell”
Last month, Tucker Max’s cross-country movie premiere tour hit Raleigh, where students from the North Carolina State Women’s Center were on hand to protest the screening. Max’s people, predictably, had some anti-feminist fun with it, and posted the video online. In the video, Max sends out his minion to interview the protesters while masquerading as a gay Duke student writing a thesis on “the linguistics of rape culture.” Of course, anyone actually interested in the linguistics of rape culture need only watch “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell” to figure out what it sounds like. Basically, there are a lot of references to “cum dumpsters.”
In the Raleigh Q & A, Max himself expounded upon the rape culture issue. “Fucking rape sucks, dude,” Max said. “It’s, like, not a joke, and I feel like [the protesters'] hearts are probably in the right place, to be honest. But I fell like they’re fucking it up, man, because what they’re doing is really kind of devaluing the seriousness of an actual crime. . . . Dude, I mean, the discussion about where consent lies and doesn’t lie is an important one, and should be had, but this is not the fucking forum. And, uh, and that’s never been an issue for me, so, I don’t know man, I feel like if that’s an issue to you, that’s great, and you should pursue it, but pursue it with the people who it needs to be pursued with. And not with me.”
Of course, “where consent lies and doesn’t lie” is a consistent issue in Max’s work. Max’s stories succeed on orchestrating sexual conquests that are increasingly outrageous, drunk, dubiously legal, painful, objectifying, and embarrassing to his sex partners. In order to continue to one-up himself, Max intentionally pushes the line of consent—getting drunker, getting her drunker, leaving his sex partners to fend for themselves—naked—on the street, hiding his friend with an undisclosed video camera in his closet while they’re doing it. It’s not hard to think of the ultimate scenario these increasingly absurd sexcapades are inching toward—it’s, like, rape, dude. And now—thanks to Max’s movie tour—undergrads everywhere can compete to have the consensual sex that’s most like rape without actually being a prosecutable offense. Sure, some dudes might fail and actually rape chicks. Oh well!
In the middle of Max’s protest video, an actress from the film criticizes the protesters for failing to “read and watch any of the material!” She’s right: Max’s words are the best ammunition his protesters have, and it helps to get specific. So let’s take a look at the rape-culturiest quotations from “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.” Shannon Johnson, the director of the NC State Women’s center which staged the Raleigh protest, has collected some highlights of the film for future protesters to use in their arguments:
On women:
- “She may be a vacuous slut with no taste, but at least she’s not a stripper.”
- “I’d rather mainline Drano than listen to another minute of your whore prattle.”
- “Your gender is hardwired for whoredom.”
- “I don’t like her because she’s a negative fucking bitch, not because she has tits.”
- “Fat girls aren’t real people.”
- “Cum dumpsters.”
On fun:
- “Ready to get shit-faced and grab some titty!?”
- “We can’t all go after the girl with low self-esteem.”
On what women are good for, beyond fucking:
- “I will gut you and grind you into pig fodder.”
- “Get away from me or I’m going to carve a fuck hole in your torso.”
- “I want to shoot every one of these bitches.”
- “The only way I can cut you deep is with a battle axe and a running start.”
- “Rape’s not funny, but murder can be.”
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1:28 pm
Those quotes are funny. I’m going to go see the movie now!
1:46 pm
Tucker Max just ruined my fucking day. I feel sick.
2:15 pm
Thank you Amanda. Thank you.
If you think this material is scathing proof that he is not anywhere close to ‘fun and games’ I would seriously suggest checking out some of the ads I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell is spending MILLIONS of dollars to plaster on blogs and on billboards.
2:33 pm
Yes we should all judge a book by its cover, or in this case a movie by its quotes that are taken out of context. Good work on the poor journalism!
2:50 pm
Stop making me defend him please. Having sex with a drunk girl is not rape when you’re drunk as well. If it was guess what, the woman would be guilty of rape as well. please stop making me defend him before i vomit okay? He’s a horroble human being for sure, but saying his actions are rapey really reduces the impact of the action of raping.
3:03 pm
Yes Jay, I’m sure that there’s a legitimate context for threatening to “carve a fuck hole” in a woman’s torso. And that line about how all women are “wired for whoredom”? Something else taken out of context.
Just to be clear, this is the kind of attitude that Tucker’s movie breeds. Even if Tucker’s stories are all bullshit and he treats every woman he meets with the utmost respect, he’s still convincing a legion of Affliction-wearing morons that treating women like garbage is perfectly acceptable. And if a young woman out there doesn’t like it, it’s her fault and she’s an ugly whore.
Any decent person would reject both this movie and Tucker Max’s schtick without reservation.
3:07 pm
Alexis, have you seen the movie? Do you know the context of these quotes?
3:10 pm
“Having sex with a drunk girl is not rape when you’re drunk as well.” Tucker Max thrives on exploiting such “it’s not rape if” scenarios. I wonder why Tucker Max carries around a pocket breathalizer? Maybe because he knows that people consider being extremely shitfaced a pretty good defense?
3:13 pm
It’s taken out of context if it was said in sarcasm.
This article was so poorly written I feel like crying.
If you’re really that much of a crusader for women then you should be promoting stuff like this http://tinyurl.com/nb95mh not drawing more attention to Tucker and his movie.
3:14 pm
Amanda you’re an idiot. He ran around with a pocket breathalyzer once as a novelty, after his experience of getting really sick because of it he said that he didn’t recommend carrying one around.
3:32 pm
Tucker Max is hilarious and is taken out of context non-stop. Amanda Hess has her head too far up her feminist twat to realize she isn’t the authority on all things right. C’mon look at her other articles. What a shame. I do feel bad for her though. Tucker writes about what he wants and gets rich and famous for it. Amanda writes about she wants and gets nowhere for her hard work and dedication. How sad. :(
3:36 pm
Why don’t you focus on people who have actually been accused of this crime instead of insinuating that he will soon. You’re not very smart. “He hasn’t, but he will!” What a fantastic argument.
4:36 pm
“Having sex with a drunk girl is not rape when you’re drunk as well.” Tucker Max thrives on exploiting such “it’s not rape if” scenarios. I wonder why Tucker Max carries around a pocket breathalizer? Maybe because he knows that people consider being extremely shitfaced a pretty good defense?
So the girls he has sex with are raping him? He’s a victim? All you’re doing is trivializing rape here.
4:39 pm
@kza: “Having sex with a drunk girl is not rape when you’re drunk as well.”
It’s just insanely high risk for rape. If you’re shit faced drunk and she’s shit faced drunk, then you really don’t have a lot of ways to figure out if she needs to stop (and the same the other way, guys can get raped this way too)
And let me tell you, just because you start having sex consensually doesn’t mean that you’ll always want to continue and finish having sex, same if someone starts it with you. If one is drunk, one won’t be as well off to communicate that or to fight back if one is ignored. And if you’re the one who the drunk person is trying to communicate, “no!” to, do you really think you’re gonna spot that when you’re trashed too?
Tucker Max plays Russian Roulette with rape. One of these days one of the girls are gonna need to stop and he’s going to be too trashed to notice or care. And that’s what’ll make him a rapist.
Fuck, it may already have happened. I can bet you he wouldn’t actually know if it had. He doesn’t give a shit about women.
4:43 pm
OK, I’d never even heard of this guy before, but there was some mention of his tour in a paper I saw last week, and now this. Just from reading his story about videotaping this girl he coerced into anal sex makes me ill. This guy seems like an asshole. I get that that is apparently his schtick and all, but even so….. he still seems like a grade A jerk.
5:01 pm
All you guys can bitch and moan about is what some guy wrote about his life. Basically you hate him for living.
Mind you when I came to this page at the top had an ad for child prostitution. Don’t you think there’s something better you could write about rather than “How I can get famous for writing about some guy I don’t like”?
Tucker Max loves women. He also treats people how they decide they want to be treated. If there are girls that act like sluts and want to have sex with him then that’s how they’ll be treated. If they are competent, intelligent and respectable human beings then he treats them as such.
He also states right off the bat he’s an asshole. He’s not perfect and he’s sharing his experiences good and bad with the world.
I’m a fat chick. I am independent, make decisions on my own whether I’m out partying and want to go home with someone or sober and doing so. I’m college educated. I am an amputee. I read the book and loved it, both the good and the bad. I believe you deserve to get the amount of respect you demand from others.
The only thing that has ever pissed me off in life is that people make the SAME comments that Tucker does but behind my back. It does NOT make them better than Tucker because they hid it. At least he has the balls and for that more than anything I can THANK HIM and RESPECT HIM for being real and honest and human.
5:13 pm
You’re not a real person if you’re fat remember…
5:16 pm
@ kza: Oh yeah….
You would think I would count as more than one person or at least a bean bag chair. Always wanted to be a bean bag chair.
5:26 pm
Stop whining, dykes.
5:26 pm
…o_O
So, because he’s a complete piece of shit to your face, instead of a complete piece of shit behind your back, he’s actually a decent guy?
I would say that both complete pieces of shit, whether up front or secretive, are pretty awful people. But hey, maybe I just have high standards or something.
5:32 pm
@recursiveparadox: I’d rather have someone be upfront and honest than to hid it and act like they are 4.
A person with the gumption, brutal honesty and the willingness to accept whatever reaction they get, delightful or not will ALWAYS have a better standing my book than anyone who can not handle the situation as an adult. I’d rather know who’s a piece of shit upfront than to have someone who is deceptive on my team.
5:32 pm
This entire article is breathtaking in its irresponsibility. Instead of watching the movie yourself, you choose to use quotes taken out of context that someone with an agenda compiled. The amazing part is that you took Keri Lynn Pratt’s statement as a challenge, and then you failed completely by using someone else’s misinformation to make your point!
I have seen the movie, and most of those quotes are from a character that is filled with anger and hurt over the betrayal of a woman, and has wrongly chosen to call out her entire gender. I won’t spoil the rest for people who actually have the intelligence to see the movie and decide for themselves what they think, but I’ll give you a hint: it is nowhere near the rape fest that you have been convinced by people with an agenda to be.
I don’t think you even care that your whole argument is wrought with fallacies, as long as you get the viewing hits.
5:39 pm
all the positive responses like ‘i am going to see the movie now’ and ‘amanda is a bitch’ are from tucker. i am not even kidding. he is doing his own publicity and defense.
5:47 pm
@Ashley: So basically it’s a choice between being kicked in the face or in the gut? Yeah, sure, the gut’s preferable over the face, but you’re really settling if you’ll speak so positively about someone being a giant douchenozzle to you, simply because he was a giant visible douchenozzle.
I’d rather get kicked in… neither. XD
5:56 pm
Huh, this is an opinionated, fallacious, fact-less, ridiculous piece of journalism…
How did I get to Fox News?
5:58 pm
@recursiveparadox: People are going to be brutal and mean regardless of what Tucker Max says. People were assholes before and will continue to be after. What Mr. Max says really doesn’t mean anything. It’s one opinion that lots of people (who can understand humor however raunchy it may be) share and have had since before Mr. Max wrote the book.
6:34 pm
“If there are girls that act like sluts and want to have sex with him then that’s how they’ll be treated.”
I cannot recommend living your life that way.
6:49 pm
@whet moser: no one should but people do. From experience people will treat you based on how you value yourself.
6:53 pm
Who gives a shit.
6:54 pm
You realize you are just giving Tucker free publicity right?
8:32 pm
Tucker is great. Thanks for sharing the hilarious quotes from the movie, it just makes me want to see it more. Don’t hate the players, hate the game! It’s not like he forces these women out of their houses to drink and have sex, they willingly leave their houses in search of a “good time” and then get upset when they get walked all over.
Women walk all over men too, if you’re gonna play the game, then be prepared to be disgraced by someone of a higher caliber who know how to play the game better than you.
It’s all part of women’s “Dirty Little Secrets”.
9:22 pm
@Ashley:
So because a lot of people are giant douchenozzles, this one particular douchenozzle’s opinion is totally fine? That doesn’t make sense.
“who can understand humor however raunchy it may be”
Actually understanding is quite different from simply not finding it funny. And it always, ALWAYS rests on the comedian to appeal to the audience. So anyone that doesn’t find Tucker funny? That’s his failing as a comedian, not theirs as an audience.
@Dick wrapper… er um I mean Trojan:
“Women walk all over men too, if you’re gonna play the game, then be prepared to be disgraced by someone of a higher caliber who know how to play the game better than you.”
Let’s pretend for a second that you aren’t full of shit in assuming that 90% of women walk all over men. If women walk over men and it sucks, then why are you encouraging that behavior by doing it to women?
Why don’t you fight the problem at its source, and make it so men and women respect each other’s needs, don’t walk all over each other and don’t use each other up like a bunch of you… er um, I mean condoms.
Because no matter how many Tucker Max’s that are out there, there’s a million guys who can’t socially engineer and for every queen bee bitch out there, there’s a million girls who can’t socially engineer.
So really, the douchebags fuck everyone over and create more douchebags, who fuck everyone else over even more. Why are you encouraging this idiot cycle?
9:25 pm
I haven’t seen the movie, but I have read the book. I think it’s awesome, I never stopped laughing. Yea, some of the shit s pretty fucked up..but it’s for entertainment only…GET OVER IT!
FYI – The article actually make me laugh
9:35 pm
@recursive period:
Well aren’t you a mouth full of dirty cock; you should try gargling with feces to clean that filthy mouth of yours.
“Why don’t you fight the problem at its source, and make it so men and women respect each other’s needs, don’t walk all over each other”?!
Are you kidding me?! You expect me to make up for the lack of parenting and lack of family values every woman on the planet has suffered through?
Just because “there’s a million girls who can’t socially engineer” and I’m a geospatial engineer who can actually socially engineer and reverse engineer, you expect me to pretend to be oblivious to reality?!
It’s ok your husband cheats on you lady, as long as you keep going down on him 3 days a week everything will be fine.
1:01 am
I’ve read a bunch of his website stories, and the common theme that I am seeing in these videos is that Tucker, in or through his stories condones rape. The funny thing though, is how often, and we’re going on these ‘critics’ definition of rape as being sex without consent, how often… Tucker is blacked out or passes out and is subsequently “Raped” by the women he takes home.
That Door Swings Both Ways.
1:02 am
This is a comprehensive response to everyone who is opposed to tucker max. Please read it and be thankful that I could enlighten you, because I’m not here to argue and I wont be posting again.
The argument here that tucker promotes rape is simply not valid. What Tucker has done is put in the effort to understand females. He has enough women that want to fuck him that he doesn’t care about the ones that don’t.
If anything, Tucker promotes not raping women, because the dynamic of Tucker’s sexual relationships are along the lines of women chasing after him. He promotes the idea ignoring women that don’t want you. Women that want to sleep with you=consent.
Tucker is gender neutral, he offends everyone. Which is alot more respectable than just demeaning a certain group.
If you are going to laugh at anything mildly offensive, you have to be willing to laugh at everything offensive, even if its an assualt to your identity, because otherwise you’re being unfair. Tucker just says what most people think. He is more honest than anyone else I’ve met, and thats much more respectable than putting on a polite front. Consider this scenario: you are with a group of friends, and one smells horrible. You and your group of friends can sit there and ignore it and all be very uncomfortable (especially the one who smells like ass), or you can call your friend out on smelling like shit, and everyone can laugh about it, including the smelly one. I’ve been the one that smells bad in that situation, and its much better to be called out than ignored, it creates a real genuine atmosphere. Do you think fat people don’t know there fat?
Yes, tucker did video tape anal sex with a girl without her consent. Thats bad. But it was his girlfriend. To anyone whos has been fucked in the ass, think about who you let do that to you. It’s probably someone that you cared about enough that an audience or a video camera didn’t matter. Lets say that the girl he did have anal with did care. She cared that he let someone watch while he fucked her poop shoot. In that situation he was wrong to have done that. Funny thing is, I’m pretty sure he said he regretted having done it.
Dead Baby Jokes are funny. Jokes about disabled people are funny. Jokes that stereotype minorities are funny. Jokes with a gender bias are funny. I say this because I know whats right and what is wrong. Humor is all-encompassing, its not selective. There is alot that is wrong with the world today, and alot of people don’t have the same amount of opportunity that American White Males have. You can either acknowledge this inconsistency ( laugh at a joke whenever it represents the fucked up situation that we have as far as equality goes) or ignore it (Not laugh at a joke that that brings up the fucked up situation we are in).
Tucker is around 35 years old. He has a BA from Chicago university, and JD from Duke university. He is a New York Times Best selling author. How many of you are this accomplished? Maybe you just don’t understand the world as well as he does :/
1:14 am
I know I said I wasn’t posting again but I just have got point this out
You’re not a real person if you’re fat remember…
Ashley
September 11th, 2009
5:16 pm #18@ kza: Oh yeah….
You would think I would count as more than one person or at least a bean bag chair. Always wanted to be a bean bag chair.
Ashley, if there were more fat girls like you, they would there would be more fat girls that have boyfriends
2:26 am
“Yes, tucker did video tape anal sex with a girl without her consent. Thats bad. But it was his girlfriend. To anyone whos has been fucked in the ass, think about who you let do that to you. It’s probably someone that you cared about enough that an audience or a video camera didn’t matter. Lets say that the girl he did have anal with did care. She cared that he let someone watch while he fucked her poop shoot. In that situation he was wrong to have done that. Funny thing is, I’m pretty sure he said he regretted having done it.”
Dude, no. Just…no. I consider myself a fan of tucker max, and I hope his movie is a success, but no. He crossed the line there, legality irrelevant. In a hypothetical world where that action was outright illegal, and he got arrested as a result, I’d say “Fine. You did the deed, you pay the price.” I am not going to have a double standard because someone is hilarious/intelligent/etc.
My defence of Tucker, as a fan, is simply the advice section of his message board. It’s home to some of the most lucid, honest, eloquent advice anyone anywhere is likely to recieve, from anyone. If you’d like to know why people like his writing so much, the advice board is a more direct, literal manifestation of the philosophy that is inherent in everything he writes. Basically, it goes like this.
“Forget about fucking and drinking and whores and bitches and arseholes and beer and vomit and feces. That’s what I wanted to do. Go do what you want to do.”
http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/forumdisplay.php?f=17
3:30 am
Yes, tucker did video tape anal sex with a girl without her consent. Thats bad. But it was his girlfriend. To anyone whos has been fucked in the ass, think about who you let do that to you. It’s probably someone that you cared about enough that an audience or a video camera didn’t matter. Lets say that the girl he did have anal with did care. She cared that he let someone watch while he fucked her poop shoot. In that situation he was wrong to have done that. Funny thing is, I’m pretty sure he said he regretted having done it.”
“Dude, no. Just…no. I consider myself a fan of tucker max, and I hope his movie is a success, but no. He crossed the line there, legality irrelevant. In a hypothetical world where that action was outright illegal, and he got arrested as a result, I’d say “Fine. You did the deed, you pay the price.” I am not going to have a double standard because someone is hilarious/intelligent/etc. ”
Dude I just read what I put and your right,no. Just no. I did a horrible job of making that point. I want to make it clear that I think it was wrong what he did, no matter if the tape was for personal use.
4:21 am
Hang on Zach, I’m not going to pick apart your argu- … Yes I am:
First of, girls that will let you… ahem, … HAVE YOU EVER GONE ON A DATE IN COLLEGE? The marathon responses of yours on this inane forum answer this for us… Ah, dirty girls… and that includes the ones who’ll “SUPERSIZE YOU” (I use that ‘quote,’ sadly enough) in exchange for $… Girls gotta pay tuition, and they can’t all be strippers, because some are ugly-
Anyway, as far as Tucker and his tales go, read his disclaimers. He’s careful to cover his ass enough that He could be pulling every one of thoe stories out of it. Assuming his drunken recollections as fact, makes you, and anyone that does (Fatty-Feminazi take note here) Really, Really, dumb.
Okay, I know at this point I’m being self-contradictory by lengthening this reply, (I’m drunk and self-employed, you recession-mongering bastards) but let’s also take a nice look at the Feminazi’s who spent their 9/11 bitching about THIS of all things. Hahaha, stupid cunts; do you know what kind of things the ragheads aka(Male followers of the Muslim faith) would do to you (ie: forceful clit-removal, etc…?)
( I Know it’s long, but somebody had to say it, and I’m smarter than you )
4:52 am
Hey Dr. J! not all girls do that!!!! aprart from that I totally agree about the feminazis! you ugly chicks think u represent all of us! WRONG! Your only being bitchez for yourselves, quit trying to be noble or whatever! BE HONEST! Fat girlz for fat girls on your banners, because if you keep saying you are fighting on behalf of all women, then your going to end up FIGHTING ALL WOMEN except for the ones like you which are only a few! Do you like my rhyme??
5:01 pm
@Zach Morris: Thanks :)
@recursiveparadox: There will always be douchebags, with or without Mr.Max…1. Tucker’s experiences haven’t been with you personally, Becky, or Amanda and even though it’s written I’m sure there is some bravado added. 2. You also can not control the FEMALES that approach him and make a conscious choice to be around him full and well knowing what he’s like. 3. Women are perfectly intelligent enough to distinguish between if someone’s going to get into their pants. 4. Regarding any stories revealing actual names, I’m pretty sure he’d have to ask permission to involve any other persons. If he doesn’t have to ask permission I highly doubt he’s soulless and would print a story that a person would object to.
If the concern here really is whether or not there was female satisfaction/general devastation caused from Tucker’s actions or words, why not ask the women involved in those stories? Instead of read a selected part of one side of the story why not ask both? True journalism is about getting the whole story; not just one part, one section to fulfill and agenda. That’s why I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell is a book, a story. It tells his side. I’m sure if any of those women wanted to they could write a book chronically their escapades with him. Would there be such an out cry if a female dictated a story such as his? Or would it be applauded for it’s brutal honesty and it’s possible insight of an empowered woman taking control of her sexuality?
7:45 pm
@Cock coater erm um I mean Trojan:
Gosh, your name just throws me for a loop, yanno? XD
“Are you kidding me?! You expect me to make up for the lack of parenting and lack of family values every woman on the planet has suffered through?”
Of course not, you moron. You can’t do it alone. Even if you weren’t pants on head fuckstupid, you’re still just one person. All you can do is change your own actions and learn how to protect yourself.
Which means you stop adding to the problem and instead are part of the solution.
“Just because “there’s a million girls who can’t socially engineer” and I’m a geospatial engineer who can actually socially engineer and reverse engineer, you expect me to pretend to be oblivious to reality?!”
You seem pretty oblivious to reality when you forget that there’s a million guys who can’t socially engineer too. And really, if your whole reason for this is because tons of girls fuck over guys and then you find out that tons of girls don’t fuck over guys, that makes you look a little stupid. Okay a lot stupid.
In the end, it isn’t “all guys being dicks” and “all girls being bitches”. It is a small group of guys and girls walking all over everyone else. Get a reality check. You’re just like that girl that made you pay for the meal and then laughed at you when you asked if she wanted to come home with you. Only you’re more stupid, because you’re doing it out of delusion and she’s doing it because “hey! Free meal! Dumb guy!”
7:57 pm
@Zach:
There’s a huge difference between having a sense of humor about the shit world we live in and then just exploiting that shit world and calling it humor. Tucker is a user. He’s just as bad as the politician who dicks you over by making all sorts of promises and not delivering on any of them. He’s the same as the girls lots of these guys hate who use men as a meal ticket and stomp all over them. He’s the same as the guy who breaks into your house to steal your shit, falls and hurts himself and fucking /sues you/.
That is the kind of person Tucker Max is. He just calls it funny but the only people who find it funny are the people not fucked over by it. The girls that want to be fucked and left, or drunk dicked? They aren’t screwed over by it. Of course they aren’t gonna have a problem with him. And honestly, if two people want to get shit faced and have sex, by all means go for it. It’s the fact that he seems to think that all women ought to be treated this way (or at the very least encourages this view in his fans, which is pretty irresponsible)
Dave Chappelle is funny. His humor mocks and pushes to absurdity racism. But he doesn’t actually go out and do racist shit. Tucker Max would make a great absurdist if he didn’t actually go out and do awful shit. Clear difference there.
I don’t see him as a rapist, mostly because no accusations have been raised. He’s certainly a giant shit head for that videotaping without consent thing, but that’s more of a privacy violating dickhead. What I see him as is a potential rapist. A guy that does risky shit and doesn’t care enough to take safeguards. He has a higher chance of raping someone with the risky dumb shit he does (and actually a higher chance of getting raped too, but I doubt he cares about that much, his self preservation instincts seem a little fucked). So, I see him as someone who will eventually be accused of and convicted of rape, because he’s being a dumbshit. Or, irony of irony, he’ll end up raped (like say the girl who takes his drunk ass home ties him up and sneaks a fat girl in there or something. He’s pissed enough unsavory folk off that I could see it happening.)
Really, do you trust him to be looking out for the girl, if she needs to stop when he’s trashed and she’s trashed, if he was okay with sneaking video cameras in for an anal sex vid tape? I wouldn’t say so. Has scumbag disaster written all over it.
8:11 pm
@Ashley
1. Oh I can bet you there is. Every writer embellishes a little. And he’s probably had times where he’s thought to himself, “fuck, what the hell am I getting into?” None of that would make it in because his writing is based on his image.
2. I don’t intend to control the ladies who like him and want to be fucked. I wouldn’t dare to. I believe sex workers, strippers and whatnot should be able to do their thing (just not in a situation where they’re fucked over by scammy pimps). For me, women deserve choices. If a girl wants to be sexed while drunk as hell, then I will damn well support her right to make her own sexual decisions. Fuck, I’m into masochism and sadism. I whip people (consensually XD). I would be one hell of a fucking hypocrite to tell another girl she couldn’t do something sexually as long as it was consensual. So I don’t.
What I don’t like is that Tucker Max gives out the message that all women want to be treated this way and that it’s a good idea to try this shit on all women. Do it to those who want it. Not everyone. Because that’s when you get rape and bullshit. When people assume every woman wants to be trashed on alcohol and fucked in the ass while being videotaped.
3. This goes back to 2. I’m very libertarian. I leave people’s decisions up to them. But I do have to say this: Not everyone is intelligent or socially saavy. Guys and girls will miss intent and will be used. I figure, if one visibly points out what’s up and what one’s intentions are, then it’s up to the listener to decide. It’s when folk manipulate folk that it’s a problem. So I just reveal what’s going on. People can handle their own shit from there.
4. Well, he’s not an idiot. Legally printing a story without consent can go really badly. Lawsuits are not good for a writer, even one with a lot of money. On the same token, if he doesn’t use names or applies pseudonyms, he’s golden to use whatever stories he likes.
“I’m sure if any of those women wanted to they could write a book chronically their escapades with him.”
They’d be called sluts and liars, branded as bitches, ignored and generally shunned. Just look how any criticism of Tucker goes here. Tons of his little semen licking lapdogs run out of the woodwork to defend him by screaming accusations of “ugly!”, “bitch!”, “whore!”, “your dad touched your vag!” and a variety of other awful shit. And hell, if you’ve been victimized by someone, do you really want their followers and asslickers to come after you all lynch mob style for bringing up something that would obviously be painful?
There’s a huge double standard on women out there so honestly, I doubt any of them would write a book or come forward.
Hell, I doubt any of them would come forward and say they liked it, because then they’d still be sluts to these guys. You simply can not win if you’re a woman.
This isn’t to say that he has fucked over people or that these women hated what happened. Only that we have no way to know because it’s doubtful they would come forward at all.
2:55 pm
@recursive penis plunger
Maybe it’s the fact you’ve had a Trojan brand condom stuck in your throat for the past week that you can’t seem to disassociate the company from the historical place/people/culture? Maybe you should have stayed in school that day instead of in some alley smoking crack. You should see a doctor about that and the several STDs stuck in it that are fumigating your brain. I understand you make a great blowhole and all, but you do a great job at showing how shallow you really are.
Besides, you can’t even figure out what gender you want to be; you could give it as a man, so you changed yourself to a woman and you can’t take it as a woman so you sit on the computer and cry your heart out all day?!
Stop perpetuating what you wish you were and your fantasy world on the rest of us who understand reality; you’re points are mute since you can’t even determine what gender you are.
Go find yourself, you reek of putrefaction.
1:01 am
I find all of those quotes to be quite humorous. I’ve never heard of this tucker max fellow before, but misogyny is kind of my thing. It just makes sense, statistically. It’s men who built all of the great things in this world. We make all the money, we invent all of the things which that money is spent on, and we run all of the powerful countries in the world. If you don’t believe me, crunch the numbers, numbers don’t lie.
That’s not to say that women haven’t contributed. They have. They gave birth to more men.
I am seeing this movie now. When is it out.
3:42 am
“To anyone whos has been fucked in the ass, think about who you let do that to you. It’s probably someone that you cared about enough that an audience or a video camera didn’t matter.”
Are you fucking kidding me? Something tells me you’ve never seen a woman naked.
As for Tucker Max, he’s playing a role and he’s playing to his audience. I don’t think women have much to fear here — guys like that usually stumble out of the bar empty-handed boasting to their buddies about what could have been.
4:07 am
Oh, and one last point as I drain my nightcap. Why do you think these guys are so angry at women in the first place? It’s precisely because they are NOT getting getting laid. Their juvenile attitudes must obviously be doing a pretty good job at repelling women because they constantly whine about how ‘bitches’ don’t treat them right.
It’s the seemingly well adjusted but secretly psychopathic men you really have to worry about.
9:09 am
@ all…
I am disgusted with all of you. Really, truly, every single person on here is completely useless….
… Back on thursday you all passed up the opportunity for a perfectly good “fat amputee” joke.
… I just can’t believe that opportunity was wasted. Disgusting.
10:16 am
This man is a sick freak. If you can say thinks like “Fat girls aren’t real people.” and “Your gender is hardwired for whoredom” you don’t deserve any respect from anyone.
10:55 am
Tucker Max is thr Freakin Man!!! Fat girls are not real people!! he’s the boss!! he’s right your wrong because your probably an ugly bitch!!!
2:43 pm
Okay, rape is still rape even if it’s your significant other And anyone who has read his website (I have) will know that those quotes are not taken out of context; rather, they’re indicative of his lack of respect for others, women and men.
3:20 pm
Since when did Tucker Max support rape? Tucker Max is hilarious, and thats it.
But I use an important quote which is very applicable:
“I’m all for getting rid of unwanted babies…it’s the fact that women make a decision that doesn’t sit well with me”
3:34 pm
Oh goody, I was wondering when we were going to get around to the transphobia. By which I mean, shut the fuck up with the transhate, okay? (sorry @recursiveparadox that you’ve been battling this so long by yourself!). Tucker Max is a fucking piece of shit. He actively encourages a worldview that devalues women (and, yes, men), and he gets away with it by hiding behind the “I’m an asshole so it’s okay!” defense. He’s not interested in making clever social commentary on our racist, sexist, sizeist world – he’s interested in exploiting it for a cheap laugh. Rape jokes ARE NOT FUNNY. Acting out in rapey ways IS NOT FUNNY. Pretending like consent is some ambiguous gray area is fucking wrong. Tucker Max is an asshole. He is a borderline rapist and he is encouraging rape culture.
5:21 pm
@Ashley- You rock.
I just love the fact that the majority of his protesters have never read his book or seen the movie. I consider myself a feminist/humanist and do not condone rape whatsoever, and neither does Tucker Max. His book/movie is flippin hilarious. I find it amusing that everyone is having such a field day about this, TM doesn’t have to rape anyone to get laid, he has girls lining up to sleep with him at this point. If anything I feel bad for him b/c good chance he will never know if any girls actually like him for him, they just want a chance to sleep with the name.
5:29 pm
“b/c good chance he will never know if any girls actually like him for him, they just want a chance to sleep with the name.”
Wow…. I think you may have just proved Ms. Hess’s point for her.
5:48 pm
This whole argument is absurd. If you go to your local bookstore, you will find Tucker’s book in the “comedy” section, rather than the biography section. I’ve read the book, and it’s just comedy. Is the argument that the girls were drunk when they had sex with him? Because he was drunk too. So, he was either also raped, or you’re admitting and pushing the idea of an inferior status as women by saying that rape only goes one way.
The shitty thing about feminism is that it seems silly. Like the way vegans seem silly to starving babies in shitty countries. How about humanism? I could stand behind that. It just seems to be very self righteous.
Go nuts.
6:39 pm
For all you self righteous thunder cunts who have nothing better to do than to trash an author who found his calling, good for you. I’m glad you found your niche too, everybody should be so lucky as to find that one special irritant that tickles there pink to insult and hate without outside bias.
But last time I checked, it wasn’t illegal to get liquored and fuck somebody who makes equally poor decisions. Your argument seems to hinge on the fact that because he wanted to fuck them, they had poor self esteem and needed to fuck him, and that both parties were drunk, it was rape…
If a woman chooses to get completely blitzed and then offer up her vagina like a salmon filet to some other drunk idiot with a penis (or another vagina), then who the fuck are you to question there (likely) piss poor decisions?
Most people are idiots. Unfortunately, it’s not illegal to be an idiot, although I wish it were because idiots always seem to breed and that’s just irritating.
It’s not even illegal to be a complete asshole to everybody you meet without bias and to make fun of their short comings.
Immoral, yes…we’re based on a christian society, god didn’t have it in mind, jesus probably wouldn’t do it, and pepsi clear tasted better than original pepsi.
It’s really a moot point, though when you turn around and label him a “rapist”….aren’t you stooping to the level of the afore mentioned asshole? Or does the self righteousness justify that? I guess I missed that little chapter in the angry feminists manual.
He makes light of life, no matter of fat chicks, dumb friends, bar hookups gone right or horribly wrong and the general fascination of juvenile behavior that most guys (probably misguidedly) cherish when they are younger.
It’s not the smartest, most intelligent or even the most moral of stories…but remind me why you are so special that you get to judge people?
Although you are cute when you are angry
11:45 pm
The question I have is this: If I murdered someone and confessed about it in my book, the police would arrest me and convict me of homicide. You claim Tucker rapes girls and tells about it in his book, so where are the handcuffs?
Is Tucker an asshole, of course (which he boasts proudly), but is he doing anything illegal? Well, if he is, then where are the police?
2:24 pm
“Unfortunately, it’s not illegal to be an idiot, although I wish it were because idiots always seem to breed and that’s just irritating.”
If the vast majority of the commenters on this post (assuming they are not just all Tucker posting under different names, which is totally likely) are any indication, this statement is startingly accurate.
I actually have read his book, and I still think he’s not only a shitty writer, but a promoter of the worst of dudebro culture. Take rape out of it–he treats women like shit. His fans claim they somehow “deserve it” for being dumb enough to decide to sleep with him, but not all women he describes sleeping with him are “groupies” who just want to fuck Tucker Max.
The worst part is that he has created an army of equally shitheaded loyalists who think this sort of behavior is not only hilarious, but a-ok.
Your mothers should all be extremely ashamed of the way they raised you. My mother taught me to respect the women I date, not to fuck them and then throw their clothes out the window so they have to run into the street naked to retrieve them.
But oh wait, he did that to a fat girl, so obviously she deserved it.
11:31 pm
I almost can’t believe the media team hired people to post under girls/ names calling him funny and defending his shit. No one wants to see this movie anyway.
12:19 pm
As a woman, I am offended by groups like yours. You give women like me, who obviously don’t believe the same things you do, a bad name.
It’s beyond funny to see groups like this get upset. I’m sorry you haven’t read the book and I’m sorry you don’t know him personally. Do your research before you call someone a rapist, read the book and watch the movie. Also, thank you for taking what Tucker Max said out of context, use the entire quote and don’t twist the information to fit what you are trying to protest. Tucker Max is not a rapist, nor will he ever be. If Tucker is a rapist, why are half his fans women? He obviously didn’t rape anyone and if he had, something would have been done by now. Having sex while drunk isn’t a crime. If it was, why aren’t you protesting outside bars near a college campus? Right, because that isn’t public enough.
Tucker Max treats women with respect and I just wish you’d actually get to know someone before calling them a racist. Tucker Max’s posters are genius. I love them. His book is genius, his movie is fucking amazing.
By the way, Tucker didn’t send out Bill to interview the protesters. Bill did it on his own; Tucker didn’t tell him to do it. Bill is right, whales with whistles describes your group perfectly.
12:57 pm
Of all the quotations you have listed…not one has anything to do with rape, they may be vulgar, in poor taste, funny, or what have you, but nothing talks about rape as something that should be done. “Grabbing titties” is not rape, unless it’s followed by “and raping her, which it is not.
2:07 pm
So she collected quotes for people to use? Again, these people don’t have to see the movie. They just need to take some lines and make broad generalizations about their use? You may be the worst “writer” I’ve ever seen. Not only is your opinion baseless and full of cowardice, you can’t even make stuff up well.
I hope you die in a horrible fire.
1:36 am
Ashley, honey, did you know that the original “green” trailer contained the line “Fat girls deserve to die” and it was changed to a more warm, softer phrase that said “Fat girls aren’t real people.”
Don’t know why I’m bothering to write to you Ashley, as you are either a Tucker employee or a very, very sad and messed up fat chick.
8:40 pm
I am tired of listening to this feminist bullshit on here. Tucker max is a funny writer who gets really drunk and says shit that people dont normally say. I admire him for having the balls to do so. Anyone who critizes him needs to lighten the fuck up. If you really think that getting drunk and having sex while drunk is so bad then dont go after him, go after the club, college and party scene all around the fucking world. Look im sorry if you are to fat or to ugly for even drunk guys to want to touch you, but seriously dont take your ugliness out on him, hes just a writer. He admits hes a douchebag, but one thing he is not is a rapist. He has never been accused of rape, and you people who mostly havent even read the book do not have a right to accuse him of it, so fuck off.
7:27 am
Ok so i find it funny that there are so many people out there who are bashing this movie and book, Tucker Max is the MAN!!! Dont get me wrong some of the things that take place in his book are fucked up in deed, you have to give the guy credit for having the balls to write it, the book is great the movie will be even better….. and for all u feminist out there as Tucker Max would say and i do quote “I’d rather mainline Drano than listen to another minute of your whore prattle.”
P.S for those of you who havent read the book go buy it the story about the dog vomit is funny as shit!!
4:14 pm
Ive read most of the stuff on his site and part of his book and i have to say this:
I dont believe Tucker supports rape in any way. He has never raped a woman (that he has written about anyway) and the sex he has in consensual.
That being said he is a total asshole (which he openly admits), but extremely funny.
If you dont think its funny, well im sorry but dont attack him for it. In a free country he has the right to write whatever he wants, and enough people appreciate his upfront style of writng and humor.
P.S. IHTSBIH is by far one of the funniest books ive ever read
4:21 pm
If girls sleep with him just for the name then who really cares?
Its not rape…so you guys win
The girls slept with Tucker…so they win (if thats the reason they sleep with him)
Tucker gets laid…so he wins (i dont think he really cares why girls sleep with him, as long as they do)
We get to read about the hilarious story online…so we win!
And if you find it offensive you dont have to read it…so you win!
Now everyone is happy!
5:29 am
I have never considered myself a Feminist, and I’m pretty open minded, however, I do have to agree with some of the points in this article. By treating women like sex-objects (because really, that’s all he wants anyway) Tucker Max is indeed encouraging, however basicly, elements of what has become ‘rape-culture’.
No, like some of you argue, he doesn’t condone rape, and sure, he ‘treats women with respect’. (I’ve read his website, and he really doesn’t. What, so only real women are the beautiful ones? Respectful, sure)
Yeah, Tucker Max has admitted he’s an asshole. So what? Tucker Max is smart enough to know that he gets publicity acting this way – so he’ll never take it too far. He makes his stories as outrageous and offensive as possible, because he knows it’ll get him attention.
He’s a pretty shrewd businessman, even if he is a dick. However, it’s Tucker Max’s asshole views and opinions that encourage all the other dumb ‘frat boys’ (to sterotype, as the man himself does) to take his views literally. Because, admit it. The majority of his incredibly out-spoken supporters (you know the ones who praise his endless virtues) are idiots. and these are the ones who will take it too far.
12:23 am
“Tucker Max plays Russian Roulette with rape.”
Its official all feminists hate or are afraid of sex.
Am sorry but by associating everything you dont like to the “rape culture” you are completly trivializing rape.
“Omg fashion magazines objetify women, THEY SUPPORT RAPE”. Please get a freaking grip.
1:50 pm
I don’t know what’s more disgusting, that movie or some of your fucking comments.
I wonder how many of you have actually been raped, and how many of you have actually done the raping. Unsettling.
Also, If I found this guy funny, I would promptly kill myself. Why? Because I’d probably be that douche bag that thought American Pie was FUCKING HILARIOUS. Then proceeded to watch every movie in the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise, and piss myself with laughter.
I will content myself with imagining all of you forty years in the future. THAT is fucking Hilarious.
2:05 pm
After reading, oh, I don’t know, the five hundredth fucking post about this douche bag on YOUR site, I’m finally pissed enough to comment. I NEVER fucking comment on fuckall on the internet. What’s the point? But congrats! You’ve driven me there.
I think it’s great, all the free advertising you’re giving this pathetic waste of flesh, all the while professing your “hatred” of what he stands for. Well done spreading the word for him! Excellent job giving him all this free publicity …because you hate….him….so…much?
If you really took issue with his bullshit you would shut up about him, ignore him and let him drift quietly away into nothingness. Where he belongs. You’re a part of the problem, not the solution. Fucking knock it off, already. Be a solution.
10:23 pm
Way to go and take all the “Rapiest Quotes” from the character who goes through a bad break-up, is angry, drunk and who TUCKER’s character tries to get to shut up. Furthermore, Drew (angry character) actually gets corrected from the girl he ends up with.
Tucker Max does not promote rape culture. He promotes drinking culture. He promotes debauchery. Rape? Because he advertises his sexual exploits? This is like a guy talking to his friends about the girl he slept with, only Tucker Max published it and made money from it. You are completely trivializing the brutal and traumatic nature of actual rape by comparing Tucker Max to it. Simply put, you echo shallow arguments which are based on nothing more than non-contextual quotes. Interestingly, you could make Hitler seem like a good person with your same level of reporting accuracy. Kindly go back to your life of monotony and stop being offended by use of the words “slut” or “whore” to describe women who are deserving of such a name. You are prone to do the same thing by calling Tucker Max a “dick” or “douchebag.” Is he? YES. Are the women he called sluts actually sluts? YES. Stop applying your double standard to men. You apparently don’t grasp that as a feminist, you want equal rights. Those are equal rights to respect and on the other side, disrespect.
8:30 am
Kimberley, you nailed the whole sophomoric notion that is Tucker Max…freedom of speech does not by definition, include licence to say what you want, especially when you have NOTHING to say-Max is about selling books and tour dates, nothing else-THAT Max fans,is what is referred to as commercial cynicism-byw, dodgey degrees from Midwestern Universities do not a serious social commentator make.
7:12 pm
Right, because a University of Chicago economics degree and a Duke law degree are dodgey?
Tucker Max is more qualified as a writer/intellectual/scholar than the writer of this piece.
12:48 pm
I can’t wait till the name Tucker Max offends women as much as the word cunt. Someone needs to move this womans computer so its not so close to the kitchen so she can focus on washing dishes.
2:11 pm
Right, because a University of Chicago economics degree
Right-wing “freshwater” economics amirite?
and a Duke law degree
University of Tobacco Money Basketball And Also Rape?
are dodgey?
Why yes!
6:30 pm
I am going to see the movie now…
And I am not Tucker
3:50 pm
“Shut your whore prattle” doesn’t sound particularly witty, but it can have some comedic value if it’s said in the right way by someone you get on okay with. I really wouldn’t get hung up on those kinds of insults
It’s a different matter if someone’s being aggressive towards you. The “carve another fuckhole in your torso” line is, for me, where funny ends and repellent begins. Primarily because of the creepier individuals who you just know will be drawn into Tucker Max fandom by lines like that.
I think lines like that would be offputting to most women, but that might all be part of the deal. The guys making this film seem conflicted about whether or not they really want women to enjoy their style of comedy. They add in the heart of gold stripper who gives as good as she gets. Who, in doing so, forms a connection with the most apparently misogynistic group member. But details like the stripper career, the little boy and the addiction to computer games might be the masculine credentials she needs before they can accept her as an intelligent, strong women.
That said, a sexist movie is hardly the end of the world. Frat boys exist, and they’re as entitled as anyone else is to have movies made for them. This movie hasn’t been banned by censors, and I can’t think of one good reason why it should be. Tucker Max has gone out of his way to clarify that he regards rape as a repulsive thing. You might not value the “bring a woman’s self esteem down so that she’ll use sex for validation from you” approach. I agree that it’s crass and hostile, and I’m not personally attracted by it – but that doesn’t make it a criminal offense.
I’ve met quite a number of guys who are into the Tucker Max comedy style. I’d describe them as gentlemen, and they evidently don’t regard Tucker Max as some kind of role model. They just tend to think he’s got a flair for telling stories.
If you want to protest about artists supporting rape, you might want to concentrate your energies on the celebrities who signed the Hollywood petition to free Roman Polanski. I don’t see Tucker Max’s name anywhere on that list.
4:23 pm
I’m a woman. Actually no. I’m a teenage girl. And I found this movie hilarious in every sense. These feminist women seriously make me want to punch them in the face. They looking for a reason to make a man look like he’s a piece of shit. This man is a writer, as storyteller. Much of this may not even be 100% accurate, but they’re sure as hell funny regardless.
Women are just as likely, if not more likely, to use a man in the same way that Tucker uses women. Lets all have a good look at Samantha Jones, or any of the women, from Sex and the City. You don’t see a huge group of men outside protesting that movie because the women all use the men for sex…right?
These quotes were all taken out of context and the person who wrote this awful article went in there looking for a way to make this movie look chauvinist and with the mindset of a feminist with daddy issues. I, however, went and saw this with a 17 year old male friend and could not breathe I was laughing so hard because I went in there to see a comedy, not an excuse to find wrongdoing.
So please go join PETA or some other logical cause because this article is shit and Tucker Max is an excellent writer.
4:27 pm
P.S.
Many of those quotes, such as the “I will carve another fuck-hole in your torso” line, are said by Slingblade (Drew). He is bitter and hates women due to a bad relationship. He doesn’t say those things to pick up the women, but to repel them, which he does.
If someone were to see the movie, which the idiots in the video did not, they would see that there is actually “female empowerment” in there in some places, hence Laura.
So allllll you feminists can just jump at that chance to see a little woman strength.
10:05 pm
so clearly no one bashing this movie has actually seen it, and if he was so antifeminist, then why do the women in it actually ENJOY working on the movie, and think its hilarious? Feminism: the contradictory voice of ignorance.
5:47 pm
I read Tucker Max’s book and enjoyed it quite a bit. But anyone with a half a brain will realize that he’s definitely not anyone to emulate. He’s a huge asshole and I’m sure he’d be the first one to admit it. Just because a book is about bad people doesn’t mean that you’re supposed to relate to those people, it’s basically like a modern day version of a freak show. Sure he’s crass, and offensive, but he’s supposed to be crass and offensive. All this outrage over a silly little movie that probably won’t even make that much money anyways would be better placed on something that really matters. The world’s got more than enough problems, we can’t afford to waste our time on piddley little shit like this.
12:55 pm
all i have to say to this article is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHh
12:56 pm
Women are just a place for men to come into. Everyone should read Tuck’s book. If you don’t like it you either need to lose weight or get surgery.
1:58 pm
@matt jones
Stay classy! I wonder what kind of pathetic little worm you are in real life?
2:36 pm
HHAHAHAH Just leave Tucker Max alone. Everyone is down with rape culture. Men need to get raped more to balance this out.
12:33 am
you ridiculous women need to get your head out of your ass. Tucker Max is quite an asshole, yes, but is also a fucking comedic god. i’m a girl, and i think the movie and book are hilarious.
5:24 am
omg this book was fucking amazingg..i love tucker max and he is one funny motherfucker <33
6:18 pm
I’m going to be honest, while I haven’t read anything yet that would suggest that Max has engaged in rape, that scene where he video tapes a girl while he has sex with her IS an illegal act, especially if the tape were to be released; she could sue him.
The problem I have is that no one deserves to be treated or looked upon as total shit, whether they’re a man, woman, adult, child, and any nationality. He obviously has no respect for women and some of the responses here show that guys emulate his behavior. It really makes me want to vomit.
So go on, like Tucker Max and all that he represents, just bring it up in a conversation early on so I can avoid you more conveniently.
It also amuses me that people assume that any woman who has a problem with getting called a ‘vacuous slut’ or a ‘cum dumpster’ must be a feminist. Maybe those are descriptions of any girlfriend you ever had, but not all women. If you ever had a girlfriend; are you a virgin?
6:41 pm
“What you lack in notoriety or fame, make up tenfold in passion.”
7:39 pm
The stupidity of most of these comments is astounding.
Tucker Max and his douchebag followers should all die in a fucking fire. What a fucking waste of oxigen… fuck.
Because they certainly don’t have any goddamn idea of what feminism is all about. Fucking morons.
3:24 pm
The messageboard is down, but his words live on.
http://www.quotabletuckermax.com/