Capitol Hill, Lincoln Park, Stanton Park, Rosedale
The yuppie surge is fueling these new economies, boosting the local schools, and improving the parks and libraries, but it's also raising rents and making for some fantastic gentrification battles.
Photograph by Darrow Montgomery
Arbitrary Rankings
Kid-Friendliness: 10
Capitol Hill has lots of schools. Neighbors banded together in the 90s to turn three public schools into the Capitol Hill Cluster School, which has such a good reputation now that even in-boundary parents find themselves camping out to get their kids a spot. Things are looking up for the rest of the long-crummy schools in the hood as well, most of which got brand-spanking-new libraries thanks to neighborly efforts.
Housing: 7
Dont be too discouraged by the million-dollar town houses. Reasonably-priced apartments and houses are available, though the better deals are farther from the fun stuff on Pennsylvania Avenue SE and Barracks Row. Congressional group houses are typical: Fratty front-yard cookouts with beer pong are a common sight.
Eats: 9
The famous restaurants in the area are famous not so much because theyre good but because theyve been bad for so damn long, like the Tune Inn and the Hawk & Dove. Newer places have some great menus.
Consumer Goods: 11
C-SPANistan boasts both a Safeway and a Harris Teeter, a legendary hardware store (Fragers), and several cutesy pet stores. And lets not forget that awesome flea market.
Nightlife and Culture: 8
Pennsylvania Avenue SE and Barracks Row are old standbys of the boozy button-down scene. But the glut of drunken federal employees is lately counterbalanced by hipsters and rock shows over on H Street NE.
Intangibles: 7
C-SPANistan is D.C.s truest meta-neighborhood. Parts of it are rich like Georgetown but not as pretentious; funky like Adams Morgan but not as dangerous; green like Shepherd Park but not as lonesome; filled with working stiffs like Farragut North but not as stuffy.
C-SPANistan in the City Paper Archives
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Englertrification
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Neighborhood Beating
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Capitol Hill
Baptism by Fire
When he wandered into a D.C. neighborhood skirmish, fundamentalist minister James Ahlemann didn't stand a snowball's chance in hell.
Comments
11:39 am
Musical entertainment once flourished on the House side (SE), but is now limited to the Marine Tattoo and the piano bar at Bananas. Look for music along H Street NE to come under fire as nearby condos begin to fill up.
10:27 am
Banana Cafe's piano bar boasts the Best Piano Man in Washington, D.C.
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/bestof/2008/peopleandplaces/show.php?id=35361
4:06 pm
Aslk him to do his "Remix of Ignition". That has turned the place out the times I have been there.
10:25 am
I find it funny how they TOTALLY ignored the fact that theres several public housing developments in this area (Potomac gardens, Hopkins Apts).......and the other day I saw an article on how all hte yuppies houses are getting burglarized LOL