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Baby Is D.C. Sick

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Public health is a mess. The water is corrupt.

The cabdrivers harbor TB. HIV is rampant. Restaurants go

uninspected. Every day, just living and

working in the District puts your health at risk.

You awake, still dreamy from the night before. What a surprise your new friend was—gorgeous, mysterious, and self-effacing—a refreshing departure from the typical, C-SPAN-addicted Washingtonian. Condoms would have been a good idea, but you really only regret oversleeping. Running late, you grab a taxi. The driver arduously battles traffic even though he has a hell of a cold; he coughs as if tiny tornadoes were ripping through his chest. Ignoring him and the misty clouds he’s spewing, you stare out the streaked cab window at the gray morning. Finally, the cabby deposits you in front of the gleaming brass doors of your portentous downtown D.C. office, but you skip to the coffee shop across the street so you can bring a latte and a pastry to your desk. A homeless man stirs from a bench, sidetracking you. Even though you’ve lived in the city for years, you press a dollar bill into the man’s curled and rotting fingers.... Continued

Issue of Feb. 23 - 29, 1996

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