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Bad Guys
Once Were Weekend Warriors

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Troy “Headhunter” Huff is in a bad mood.

He's holed up in a windowless, cinder-block room at the ABC Sports Complex, a dank warehouse gymnasium in a Springfield industrial park. Huff and other amateur fighters have gathered here for the finals of the Northern Virginia Toughman contest, a sort of human version of cockfighting: brawl ers with gloves instead of roosters with steel spurs.

But the spectacle has been delayed for nearly an hour.

Pacing in a corner, Huff, 24, sports a puke-green bathrobe over his battle uniform: piña-colada-colored shorts, black socks, and soiled sneakers. At 6-foot-6 and 300-pounds-plus, he is the biggest Toughman in the building. However, it is obvious that he developed his bulky physique—a Soft Taco Supreme with extra beef—in places besides training gyms. He resembles less a battle-ready warrior than a pissed-off couch potato confronting an empty refrigerator.

Outside Headhunter's lair, the Sunday evening crowd gets restless as event organizers await tardy contestants. Several winners of preliminary bouts two nights before have phoned in cancellations, complaining of soreness or exhaustion; others haven't even bothered to call, opting to lick their wounds in silence. Huff is tired of dallying for these cream-puff no shows, who obviously weren't so tough after all.

It's already proven a frustrating weekend for Headhunter.... Continued

Issue of Mar. 24 - 30, 1995

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