Hey, Kids!

To reveal the rhythmatist, click on the face you suspect belongs to the tub-thumper. (Be advised that the "Theory of Beards" is unproved.)

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LAST WEEK'S MYSTERY BAND: The usual suspects weigh in: "Hey!" exclaims Kip Shepherd, a man who knows his cheeseburgers, "It's the Connells! Either that, or the short-haired guy on the end is one of the Connells posing with his some of his college drinking buddies."

Cheap Chick's Pam notes that "obviously the drummer didn't get the 'haircut' memo."

Obviously. I was expecting folks to note the Usual Suspects quality of the photo, and how most of the members look like Kevin Spacey. But no. The band was DEMON, making metal since 1980.