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Five Guys

Cuisines: Deli/Quick Bites Burgers/Bar Food Neighborhood: Alexandria
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4 spork
Based on 8 reviews.
Address
4626 King St., Alexandria, VA 22302
Hours Mon-Sun, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.
Phone (703) 671-1606
Website http://gofiveguys.com

City Paper Review

It smells intensely of grease and meat—a good sign in a burger joint, a promise of sloppy simplicity. In the years since the Murrell brothers, the five guys of the name, first opened a glorified meat stand in Alexandria, little if anything has changed at the original—an adjoining sit-down area is the only tangible proof that time has passed. The franchise, though, is now a multi-outlet chain. The cheeseburgers are what the fast-food commercials promise but never, ever deliver: two patties shingled one on top of the other and squeezed between a lightly grilled sesame-seed bun, the bottom layer of which is draped with melted cheese. It’s a wonderfully greasy handful, so much so that you almost don’t even notice that the patties themselves are not nearly as juicy as they’re reputed to be. Still, it’s the sort of old-fashioned pleasure you’re not likely to come across much anymore, even when you have occasion to venture beyond the city into the supposedly undeveloped hinterlands. The fries (consult the dry-erase board to see which state the potatoes have been shipped from that day) are boardwalk-worthy—hand-cut, skin-on, and nicely crispy; skip the ketchup and douse them with the available bottles of malt vinegar. If you’re not happy, stuffed, and appropriately emolliated when you leave, then something’s wrong in your world.
, July 20, 2004

Rater Comments

These comments express the opinions of individual Restaurant Raters, not those of Washington City Paper.
4 spork

Review by elcuerpo on December 1, 2004

In a town where niche delis and nouveau sandwich shops appear to crop up overnight, it's great knowing there's a no-nonsense burger joint that refuses to go gourmet. And the crew over at Five Guys does just that: making homestyle burgers that deliver a meaty punch. That must be why people continue flocking to the ramshackle store front with the dimunitive lot that guarantees you'll spend about as much time searching for a spot as you will waiting for the grill chefs to slap together their grease-laden creations. Fuddruckers might have more in the way of sheer variety (the ostrich and bison burger options help break up the monotony of a ground chuck existence), but the bevvy of fresh toppings on the Five Guys menu -- the complementary fried onions, sauteed mushrooms and diced jalapenos are the building blocks of my favorite dietary disaster -- ensure that even amateur burgermeisters will walk away satisfied. And the handcut fries (the regular fries are golden but feel free to order the cajun spiced for some added kick) turn your average meal into a banquet. And just FYI, while some people invariably hover near the registers hoping to hear their number called and others ruin their appetites by filling up on handful after handful of the free peanuts, I recommend spending the downtime scanning the handmade kudos and comment cards patrons tack up all over the message board.

3 spork

Review by kzoohornet on July 13, 2004

Ambience is not the main concern of Five Guys, it's burgers. The place is dedicated.

I understand that this is a favorite when it comes to burgers. Although they're not really my style...I'd rather my burgers are covered in blue cheese instead of American...I can appreciate them for what they are. Keep in mind that the "regular" burger is a double and it swims in grease. I went with a hangover and Five Guys was the perfect medicine. Another tip, don't order the large fries unless you're sharing...or EXTREMELY hungry.

5 spork

Review by rayo123 on July 13, 2004

Great meal, quick and inexpensive. Will visit again.

5 spork

Review by bennybig1 on July 12, 2004

although it's been over a year I still remember my one and only trip to 5 guys- sadly we Marylanders do not have a local branch yet to experience the greatness that is 5 guys.

my boss who grew up in Northern VA dragged me one day saying "we're going to 5 guys. just shut up and trust me." well, he's the boss so I shut up and 20 minutes later we were at this greasy spoon looking place with 0 ambience unless plastic lawn chairs count as ambience.

5 minutes later I was wolfing down one of the best burgers and fries that would rival thrashers. greasy and spectacular. no ambience- dirt cheap and worth the drive. now that's a 5 star in my book. thanks boss!

3 spork

Review by jetchick on July 2, 2004

Five Guys burgers are a heart attack waiting to happen! The serving size is rather large and you get a choice of some condiments not offered at most places, but I was a bit put off by the grease oozing from the bag. They are also a tad bit on the pricey side, but it's worth the trip there when you are in the mood for a big tasty burger!

4 spork

Review by strawberryfrog on June 29, 2004

If you want a great burger and some greasy, yummy boardwalk style fries, Five Guys is the place to go. This ain't no health joint, it's your old fashioned burger and fries joint. For not much more than you would pay at McD's or Wendy's you can have a great homemade tasting burger and fries. Peanuts to munch on and throw the shells on the floor while you wait for your order. No nonsense fluorescent lighting and tile at the order counter and in the very basic dining area. You can get a "little" burger which is really a normal sized burger or the double burger. Lots of choices for toppings including peppers, A-1 sauce, onions, and mushrooms in addition to the standard condiments. Service is courteous, but quick, be ready to order when you get up to the register. The fries are greasy, in a good way, and the burgers aren't greasy. The patties are thin and tasty and more than enough meat for the freshly made bun. Crisp lettuce and cool tomatoes are great on top. If you're in the mood for a burger and fries, it's worth the wait in line at Five Guys!

2 spork

Review by eater on June 10, 2004

I may be going against the grain here, but I don't get it. Mediocre fries that taste like peanuts, tiny, misshapen overcooked patties oozing grease, and something near $8 or $9 for a complete meal to be eaten in a dirty little dining area? Oh, and don't forget, you can wait as long as 15 minutes for this with only 4 or 5 other people in line. My theory? They're the only game in town. When your choices for a good-fast burger are lousy national chains or Five-Guys, it’s easy to confuse “better” with “great”.

5 spork

Review by rudlinse on June 2, 2004

This is by far the best burger I have ever had. Every time I take out-of-town guests here, they say the same thing. I have friends who live in various states who dream about this place.