Not Quite Hollywood and Paper Heart: Reality Rites A documentary paean to Australian New Wave. PLUS: Cloying meta-vérité.
"It’s a strange industry, the film industry,” Australian producer Philip Adams says at the end of Mark Hartley’s documentary Not Quite Hollywood. “Masterpieces rotting in drawers; mediocrities winning Oscars.” Most movie buffs would agree. But the masterpieces he’s speaking of aren’t necessarily films such as There Will Be Blood—think more along the lines of Howling III: The Marsupials. Oh yes, there still will be blood. Buckets of it, along with bare breasts, lingering full-frontals, graphic sex, and even more graphic violence. Can’t academy members recognize a classic when it explodes in their collective face?
Not Quite Hollywood takes a wildly entertaining look at the era of “Ozploitation,” a period of the 1970s and early ’80s during which filmmakers got their X-rated rocks off Down Under. Hartley interviews dozens of directors, producers, actors, and stuntmen who were involved with these low-budget, high-octane grindhouse flicks. Most are now retirement age but recount their experiences as if they happened three days instead of three decades ago. Better, no one claims to regret a thing.
Unless you’re a devotee of the genre, it’s unlikely you’ll recognize the subjects, though there are a few Hollywood stars who were recruited for these films, including Jamie Lee Curtis, Dennis Hopper, and one-time (literally) James Bond, George Lazenby. Curtis and Lazenby’s toe-dips in the outback industry weren’t all fun: Curtis remembers that she was sometimes shunned because Australians didn’t appreciate an American “stealing” a role from a native actress. And Lazenby was one of the many, many victims of all filmmakers’ complete disregard for safety precautions during shoots, getting burned when the gel protecting him from his ablaze blazer wore off too quickly. (Most of the commentators who talked about such mishaps giddily noted the vérité reactions that such accidents elicited from actors.)
Hopper’s story is both sad and funny: Apparently drunk and Method throughout the shoot of 1976’s Mad Dog Morgan, he also took dangerous risks while ignoring direction, at one point refusing to slip back into the boots the character was wearing for continuity. (“Fuck boots, man! I’m Mad Dog!”) And unsurprisingly, the most frequent, enthusiastic, and recognizable interview subject here is Quentin Tarantino, who’s credited simply as a “fan.” He talks about some of his favorite Ozploitation films, including Patrick, which he admits to quoting visually in Kill Bill. The director also speaks lovingly—or manically—about the genre’s frequently crazy car chases, which he says were filmed in ways “that makes you want to jerk off.” Between the clips and his drool, Death Proof suddenly makes sense.
Hartley and co-editors Jamie Blanks and Sara Edwards assembled Not Quite Hollywood in fast-paced, brightly colored gonzo fashion to match the films to which the doc pays homage. The interviews themselves may be calm and conventional, but in between the doc feels like a feature-length montage of filth. No other current releases—or past ones, for that matter—offer up so many body parts (or fluids), cheesy effects, or death scenes. You’ll gasp and you’ll laugh. And as soon as the film’s finished, your next move will probably be adding some Ozploitation to your Netflix queue.
Paper Heart, a maddeningly meta blend of documentary and fiction, begs you to admire how precious it is. Isn’t it adorable when its tiny, unfussy young star Charlyne Yi ends every line with a nervous laugh? Don’t you just love the crude sock puppets and marionettes Yi occasionally trots out? And how cute are the grade-schoolers at an Atlanta playground, sharing their ideas about romance?
OK, that last part is pretty amusing, particularly when a boy with the demeanor and side-part of an accountant speaks at length about how a good date would include dinner at a seafood restaurant. But overall this Sundance darling screams “quirk” while Yi hems and haws and giggles maniacally. The 23-year-old Los Angeles–based comedian not only doesn’t believe in true love—she suspects she’s incapable of loving anyone at all. So she travels the country—talking to biology professors, divorce lawyers, and others—in search of hope, fluctuating between acceptance of her lovelessness and the fear that she’s somehow abnormal.
Yi brings along a camera crew and director to help shape her search into a documentary. So we often see her interacting with director Nicholas Jasenovec—except that he’s played by actor Jake M. Johnson. And about midway through the doc, she meets and starts a tentative relationship with Michael Cera—except Yi has been adamant while promoting the film that the two never really dated.
When Cera first meets “Nick” at a party, he asks what kind of movie it’s going to be: “Is it going to be funny? Romantic? Quirky?” Nick says yes to all three, prompting Cera’s sarcastic response, “Perfect. It’s just what America needs.” Filmgoers who have had their share of strenuously unconventional quasi-indies will likely agree. Even setting aside the is-it-real-or-is-it-Memorex conceit, Yi grates. She’s already established her comedy chops—she had a small role in Knocked Up, and you can watch her and Channing Tatum do a hilarious re-creation of a Dirty Dancing scene on MSN’s Cinemash site—but here she’s awkward and shy in a pay-attention-to-me! way. Like wearing her ever-present hoodie up even while inside. Or allowing a long silence to precede her stammered, IDK! contributions to a simple conversation. Whether this personality is true or fake, Yi comes off like a tween instead of a 20-something.
Paper Heart does offer some engaging moments. Cera, as everywhere, is a highlight, his low-key humor and general likeability cutting through the posturing. (And he sometimes looks at Yi so sweetly, it’s easy to imagine they were a real couple.) It’s also interesting to hear people from all walks of life talk about love, from longtime couples sharing how they met to regulars at a biker bar saying that the camaraderie they find there is stronger than family or romantic bonds. And though Yi’s puppetry throughout the film is usually cloying, a dramatization that closes the movie is by far the best scene—let’s just say it involves motorcycles, cops, an explosion, and a primal scream launched into the sky. As to what’s real and what’s staged, though? The very concept is too annoying to make you care.






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2:11 pm
Jake M. Johnson, ah! The whole time i was thinking it was David Krumholtz. Paper Heart had it's contrived and cloying moments. But i love puppetry, and there's a neat song, and Michael Cera. It's a fun little film.