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Chess Master Reflects on a Life of Queens and Rooks
Forty-year competitor plans to play until he knocks over his king and dies.
Cheap Seats

The Passenger: Punk Rock, Cocktails, Etc., Etc.
Derek and Tom Brown stir up D.C.'s cocktail scene
Young & Hungry

Risking Nothing to Get in Her Pants
Dan says you have to risk something to get something.
Savage Love

Gone With the Wind
Cecil explains how racing yachts go so fucking fast.
The Straight Dope

Is Fenty's Exercise Regimen Clouding His Judgment?
The mayor swims, bikes, runs—and, possibly, snaps.
Loose Lips

The Voice of Terps Football Gives Up His Mic
Phil Hochberg leaves the announcers' box after 35 years.
Cheap Seats

Banh Mi—in D.C.?
Mark Furstenberg's quest to liberate the classic Vietnamese sandwich from Falls Church
Young & Hungry

A Straight Draw
Cecil explains how surveyors draw straight lines on a bumpy planet.
The Straight Dope

A Dominant Dick
Dan offers advice on dominating an alpha-male.
Savage Love

Rasslin' Roundtable
"Will the Worm" celebrates a big anniversary. Plus: Is Dan Snyder breaking the law?
Cheap Seats

Why Does This Steak Taste Like Bleu Cheese?
How can Bourbon Steak banish the bleu-cheese taste from its beef?
Young & Hungry

Does This Picture Make Me Look Fat?
Cecil explains why you look fatter in photos.
The Straight Dope

Shy and Bi
Dan's guide to landing a willing bisexual girl.
Savage Love

Stall Tactics
Why it's gross to buy and sell beer in the bathrooms at FedExField.
Cheap Seats

The New Cronies
The story of Adrian Fenty, some frat brothers, and tens of millions of dollars in parks construction.
Loose Lips

A Fit of Roid Rage
Cecil explores the effects of steroids, beyond Hulk-sized muscles.
The Straight Dope

Screw the Kids
Dan hopes and prays that one of this week's letters is complete bullshit.
Savage Love

Past Perfect
The area's last bastion of classic French cuisine?
Young & Hungry

Killing the Message
Why is Dan Snyder confiscating plates, posters, and paper bags?
Cheap Seats

Over-the-Counter Clones
Cecil explains the difference between brand name drugs and generics.
The Straight Dope

Ass and Crafts
Dan says stop using that toilet plunger as a sex toy.
Savage Love

Out With the Old
The Fenty administration's war with power broker David Wilmot and his nonprofit group home outfit.
Loose Lips

What Are D.C.'s Greatest Dishes?
Help choose the first five members of the D.C. dish hall of fame.
Young & Hungry

The War of the Hogettes
The story of the real man accused of being a fake hog, and the effort to un-snout him.
Cheap Seats

Parks and Wreck
How Ximena Hartsock became the first cabinet-level appointee in memory to be turned down.
Loose Lips

Can You Repeat That?
Cecil explains why some songs run circles through your brain.
The Straight Dope

A Fat Fetish
Dan says go ahead and stick a doughnut in your boyfriend's mouth.
Savage Love


Loose Lips

Cheap Seats

Young and Hungry

Dept. of Media

Show and Tell

  • Closing Time
    R.I.P. Show & Tell, 2003–2008
    Show & Tell
  • Pitter Pander
    Local TV stations feast on young.
    Show & Tell
  • The Martial Plan
    Derrick Nowlin fights his way into film.
    Show & Tell

Savage Love

The Straight Dope

News of the Weird

D.C. Dish Hall of Fame
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