I randomly dropped an e-mail to Jamie Stachowskiyesterday, wondering if the chef might have made enough charcuterie to peddle to the public during the holidays. I wasn't ready for his response:

The Jamie Stachowski Holiday Charcuterie Board, which for $95 provides enough pâté, sausage, salame, and bresaola to feed 10 hungry carnivores. Here's what you get for your money:

• 1.5 pounds of Burgundy-style pheasant  pâté with lardons and pinot noir pearl onions
• Two loops (1.5 pounds) of Portuguese linguica
• Two links (12 ounces) of smoked duck petito
• Eight ounces of bresaola
• One pound of cardamom-scented and lightly smoked salame cotto.
• Quince and pear chutney

If you like charcuterie, this is a no-brainer purchase. Stachowski, who works under his own brand, is an obsessive for quality cured meats. You can taste it in every bite of his charcuterie, which is, hands down, the best in the city.

To place your order, call Stachowski at (202) 413-7355 or e-mail him at jamiestachowski@gmail.com.

Despite a name that makes you think of eyeballs, meat, and contact lenses — always an appetizing trio, yes? — MeatCrafters was a promising partnership between one of the best charcuterie makers and one of the most successful distributors in the D.C. area.

The partnership is no more.

Y&H contacted Jamie Stachowski yesterday evening who confirmed that he and Mitch Berliner have parted company — at least as partners in the charcuterie business. Stachowski's name has already been scrubbed from the MeatCrafters' Web site, but he will still have a role in the company. Berliner is still selling and distributing some of Stachowski's sausages.

"I'm trying to pursue a full line of charcuterie, and he is focusing on the [farmers] markets," Stachowski tells Y&H. "Who knows? We might come together again at some point."

Stachowski paints the falling out as a disagreement over markets — the chef wanting to target the chef-driven restaurant scene and the distributor wanting to target the area's farmers markets. But Stachowski also hints that there may have been other issues, which he wouldn't discuss for the record.

"I'm not sour," he adds.

Instead, Stachowski continues to focus on his own charcuterie, which he now won't have to market under a name that sounds like a mall storefront.  At present, Stachowski says, his charcuterie can be found at Enology Wine Bar on Wisconsin Avenue NW, Willow in Arlington, Thirsty Bernie Sports Bar & Grill (where the chef once worked until his surprising departure last year), Ristorante Posto near Logan Circle, Veritas Wine Bar near Dupont Circle, the Willard Room downtown, Bar Pilar on 14th Street NW, Red, White & Bleu in Falls Church, and Napolean in Adams Morgan.

Photo by Darrow Montgomery

Suddenly, it seems that our region is awash with artisanal charcuterie makers. We've already told you about the stuff at Restaurant Eve, the cured meat plate at PS 7's, and the hand-crafted meats that Jamie Stachowski is peddling practically everywhere, even from the back of his 1988 Trooper. (Oh, by the way, Stachowski finally settled on a name for his product line, MeatCrafters, which sounds like a shop at the mall where they stuff your sausage in an hour. So to speak.)

Two more players have recently entered the cured meat market.

In February, Melissa McCart wrote about the Red Apron line of charcuterie being produced by Nathan Anda, former executive chef at Tallula and EatBar; his bacon, chorizo, hot dogs, and even beef jerky are currently available at Planet Wine in Alexandria, a property owned by Neighborhood Restaurant Group, the same parent company of Tallula, EatBar, Rustico, and the forthcoming Birch & Barley. Also look for Anda's products this spring at local farmers markets.

And just today, I got a press release announcing the opening of Robert Wiedmaier's new place, The Butcher’s Block, a Market by RW, at 1600 King St. in Old Town, next door to the Marcel's and Brasserie Beck chef's BRABO property. Here's the pertinent part of the release:

In addition to the charcuterie, pates, sausages and terrines, The Butcher’s Block, a Market by RW sells prime cuts of rib-eye, fillet, lamb tenderloin, veal chops, pork loin, rabbit and chicken. Chef Wiedmaier sources much of his meat from the region, and he offers braised lamb shank, pork and beef carbonnade that can be purchased with his signature sauces to be heated and served at home.

These places are not helping with my mission to cut down on red meat!

Photo by Darrow Montgomery