Young & Hungry » Crystal City Restaurant http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry D.C. Restaurants and Food Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:58:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 Strip Club Food: Not as Nasty as You’d Think http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2009/07/30/strip-club-food-not-as-nasty-as-youd-think/ http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2009/07/30/strip-club-food-not-as-nasty-as-youd-think/#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:41:31 +0000 Tim Carman http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/?p=8882 crystal_city_rest_optAs part of yesterday's Sex and the City Paper experiment, Y&H got the privilege of eating in front of naked women. I had lunch at Camelot Show Bar and, at the urging of a certain restaurateur known to date strippers, I ate dinner at the innocuous-sounding Crystal City Restaurant.

My stomach is fine this morning. My conscience is still a little bruised.

You can read about my adventures in strip-club cuisine in four easy installments below. But one final note before you do.

To the guy who smirked at me on the sidewalk as I oozed out of Camelot yesterday, trying to quickly melt back into decent society: I swear to God it was a working lunch!

Hmm, wonder how many dudes have uttered that to a disapproving spouse/girlfriend?

  1. My Lunch at Camelot Show Bar: The Tape Worm Incident
  2. My Lunch at Camelot Show Bar: The Jerk Chicken
  3. My Dinner at Crystal City Restaurant: A Bit of Vegas in Arlington
  4. My Dinner at Crystal City Restaurant: The World's Thinnest Strip Steak
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