As our friend Erin Zimmer reports over at Serious Eats, some lonely soul paid $7.25 on eBay for this baked diorama of animal-cracker critters getting it on. According to the original eBay listing, the New Hampshire seller wrote:

As you can see from the pictures, What we have here is a bull making sweet, sweet love to a donkey. (too bad it isn't an elephant—it would make a great political piece!) My wife pulled this out of a bowl of animal crackers a few weeks ago. I have been storing it in an air-tight bag since! The cracker was baked like this!!! No foul play!

Last time, this auction had over 5,000 hits last time with over 200 people watching it!

I know you are laughing right now.

I know you think this is crazy.

I know you need this.

Bid now!

You wanna bet that the animal crackers were dry-humping?