Young and Hungry

Last Night’s Leftovers: Weird Child Army Edition

Be gentle when eating out at these places during Restaurant Week: it's their first time. [Washingtonian]

Or, just drink your way through Restaurant Week here. [Drink DC]

Drew Trautmann's new District Kitchen is not operating on Mondays for the next two weeks. [Twitter]

Sorry, laptop luggers: there will be no WiFi at the new Filter in Foggy Bottom. [Housing Complex]

What's the deal with Girl Scout cookies and the "weird child army" that pushes them? [WaPo]

Is it really a cupcake if it weighs a frickin' ton? [Twitter]

U Street Music Hall proprietor Jesse Tittsworth finds beauty in the Old Ebbitt Grill bathroom. [Twitter]

If you want to see some really lame restaurant websites, click here. [TBD]

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