Young and Hungry

WSJ: Chuck E. Cheese’s May Be the Most Dangerous Restaurant in Town

The Wall Street Journal published a wonderfully counter-intuitive article yesterday on Chuck E. Cheese's, the kiddie pizza-and-arcade parlor that, according to law enforcement officials, is "the scene of a surprising amount of disorderly conduct and battery among grown-ups."

The paper goes on to explain the factors—a combination of alcohol, children, and protective parents—that create this tinder(toy)box. Writes the Journal:

Fights among guests are an issue for all restaurants, but security experts say they pose a particular problem for Chuck E. Cheese's, since it is designed to be a haven for children. Law-enforcement officials say alcohol, loud noise, thick crowds and the high emotions of children's birthday parties make the restaurants more prone to disputes than other family entertainment venues.

The environment also brings out what security experts call the "mama-bear instinct." A Chuck E. Cheese's can take on some of the dynamics of the animal kingdom, where beasts rush to protect their young when they sense a threat.

Stepping in when a parent perceives that a child is being threatened "is part of protective parenting," says Frank Farley, a psychologist at Temple University and former president of the American Psychological Association. "It is part of the species — all species, in fact — in the animal kingdom," he says. "We do it all of the time."

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  • Grumpy

    Maybe, just MAYBE, if Parents disciplined their kids AT HOME (see Home Training) and taught them how to act in public, then maybe, just maybe these kids wouldn't be such heathens.

    But I was raised in a different time where you got 'the talk' before you left the house and before you got out of the car 'When we go in here, YOU BETTER NOT ACT LIKE A DAMN FOOL OR ELSE' and that OR ELSE was your ass on fire.

    And as cruel as I thought the '70s style' of Parenting that my Parents used, I long for it today when I see and hear these foul mouthed, pants hanging off the ass, disrespectful mutant 'children'. Punk-ass parenting has ruined the last 2 generations of kids.

  • Gary

    Back in my day we didn't have these fancy animatronic pizza joints that cater to the attention-deficit addled brains of today's youth. We just scored a bottle of Rush and inhaled to our hearts' content outside the Ben Franklin's store while our parents ignored us. Ah, the good ol' days.

  • Chris