This Washington Post piece by Jonathan Capehart, which faults Precious actress Gabourey Sidibe for failing to drop everything in order to immediately entertain Capehart's every whim at the White House Correspondent's dinner, is brimming with oddly personal attacks. Capehart accuses Sidibe of being a "jerk," "horrible," not a "true star," lacking in "grace," and undeserving [...]

Wanda Sykes, personal hero of mine, headlined the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday. We can get Wanda in the White House, but when will we get Pootie Tang into a Washington, D.C. Blockbuster store? I'm still waiting.
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"There was never a nipple portrait of Lincoln, I'm sorry."
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"I tell my kids: If two cars pull up, [...]