Posts Tagged ‘vagina’
Inside the Virginity-Faking Condom
An Egyptian scholar has called for the death penalty for people caught importing a new “female virginity-faking device” into the country. The product, a condom which simulates vaginal bleeding, is seen as a “cheap and simple alternative to hymen repair surgery” for a woman who must “feign virginity on her wedding night” in order to avoid the social repercussions of premarital sex. The condom, produced in China, is currently being sold in Syria for $15 a pop. So, how does it work?
Meet The Tampa “Me” (Also, NSFW Penis Vagina)
Tampa’s Creative Loafing Recruits More Bloggers from roblimo on Vimeo.
Last month, TampaBay.com posted this video of a blogger meet-up inside the Tampa Creative Loafing offices. Among the attendees at the City Paper parent-company shindig—I spy red solo cups—was Shawn Alff, CL Tampa’s “Sex and Love Editor” —me, but more Florida-y. Alff, who has written on bothstrong vaginas, and huge penises—and I got all that just by searching “Shawn Alff vagina penis” on Google—appears around the one-minute mark. “What do I expect from the bloggers? I expect a lot of full frontal, to be honest,” he says. “If they want to write for us, they basically have gotta go balls to the wall, have gotta show me what they’re working with. It’s really, it’s part of the job description.”
I guess that explains this?
(Having trouble with the video? Click the “HD” button).
Real Women Vs. Fake Women: A Quiz
The other day, a friend of mine received a helpful pamphlet outside of the Metro entitled “Real Women vs. Fake Women.” This handy guide—which reveals which ladies in your life are authentic and which are fake, make-believe women—is excerpted from Allan Williams‘ book, God Don’t Like Fake People. In the book, Williams also tackles “real” and “fake” men. But more on that later—ladies first!
Women: Are you real, or are you fake? I’ve adapted Williams’ tips into a handy fifteen-question quiz. Find out after the jump!
Inside Big Penis Dating Site “Seven or Better”
Take a look inside 7orbetter.com—before you let one inside you.
Yesterday, I took my first trip around the big penis dating site 7orbetter.com, an exclusive online community for men with penises that measure seven inches or longer, and the women who love them.
The site is the brainchild of Steven Pasternack, a Miami, Fla. entrepreneur who is no stranger to the dating woes of the well-endowed. Pasternack is also the man behind sugardaddie.com, an online dating site “Where the classy, attractive, and affluent meet.”
Pasternack’s anatomically-based venture, launched a couple of weeks ago, “is not a joke,” Pasternack, 45, confirms. “Believe it or not, this is a very important thing for some women. They’re looking for the size, but they still want a well-rounded, quality guy.”
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New Dating Site For Women With Large Vaginas
You ladies are totally in!
In the wake of the debut of exclusive big penis online dating site “Seven or Better,” I think it’s time to address another grave disparity implicit in our society’s traditional dating scheme. Now, thanks to Seven or Better, women in the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada, and Australia can learn the dimensions of her potential date’s penis before enduring the hassle of meeting, getting to know, becoming sexually interested in, and disrobing him.
But what about these large-penised men? Shouldn’t men also be allowed to date freely without having to worry that his date’s vagina is not large enough to accommodate his 7″ or larger penis?
Racist, Sexist Vagina Shaver Now Available
If the vibrating razor rubbed you the wrong way, perhaps this attempt to spice up the act of shaving your vagina will be more up your alley. Probably not, though, because it’s pretty racist. It also implicates the house cat in ways I’m not entirely comfortable with.
Vibrating Razor Adds Dangerous New Element to Shower Masturbation
The “Tinge” vibrating razor (artist’s rendering)
Daily Candy is an e-mail service that sends sassy, glowing, and thoroughly useless advertorials to your inbox each morning. For reasons even I cannot comprehend, I subscribe to this service, only to methodically delete each morning e-mail without reading it.
Some Daily Candy subscribers who are more dedicated than I brought this recent ad to my attention: It’s for “Tinge, the first (and, we’re pretty sure, only) razor-slash-vibrator!”
The product is so ridiculous that it manages to stretch the bullshit capabilities of even the Daily Candy team:
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Sexist Beatdown: Sex Positive Negativity Edition!
To truly call myself “feminist,” must I partake of the dildo?
Earlier this week, I explained, ever-so-respectfully, why I thought sex-positive feminism was boring and dumb. In this edition of Sexist Beatdown, a chatty-thing, Tiger Beatdown’s Sady kindly explains how she came to personally identify as a “sex positive feminist” by being the only employee in a sex shop who didn’t know her anal nerve endings from the ones in her “cooter,” and I realize that a preponderance of rope restraints may be the only thing keeping me from the dark “sex-positive” side. Enjoy!
AMANDA: ok. so. sex sex sex sex feminism sex
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Protect Your Vaginal Lining With the HIV Cigarette
For the time being, smoking will simply send you to another slow, painful, and premature death (cancer)
In the future, women may be able to protect their vaginal linings from the HIV virus by smoking a special cigarette containing the anti-HIV drug griffithsin. Or maybe you’ll just rub it all over your vagina, but either way, this is good news.
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