Things got heated in the manliest workplace in D.C. tournament last week, as the District's unions and guilds faced off to go on to the finals. Things are still undecided here as three workplaces scored perfectly on the manly index—all men in the highest jobs, all the time. Here's a recap:

Game 1: United Union of Roofers, Waterproofers and Allied Workers (PERFECT SCORE) Vs. Washington-Baltimore Newspaper Guild
Game 2: International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers (PERFECT SCORE) Vs. AFL-CIO
Game 3: International Brotherhood of Teamsters (PERFECT SCORE) Vs. United Food and Commercial Workers International Union
Game 4: National Association of Letter Carriers Vs. Service Employees International Union

We've got a three-way perfect-score tie here between the roofers, the electrical workers, the Teamsters. Those workplaces will face off against our other perfectly scored employer—the U.S. Senate—in the finals. Later this week, D.C.'s think tanks and universities go under the man microscope.

We delve deep into Man Territory in the Manliest Workplace in D.C. tournament this week as union workers fight for the right to be manly (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). But will these unions' org charts prove as manly as their storied muscley dispositions? Let's find out!

UNITED UNION OF ROOFERS, WATERPROOFERS, AND ALLIED WORKERS: What manliness lurks inside the combined coffers of the world's roofers, waterproofers, and allied workers? Behold!

International President Kinsey M. Robinson (Male, 10 points)
International Secretary-Treasurer Robert J. Danley (Male, 9 points)
First Vice President Donald Cardwell (Male, 8 points)
Second Vice President Douglas Ziegler (Male, 7 points)
Third Vice President Thomas Pedrick (Male, 6 points)
Fourth Vice President Paul F. Bickford (Male, 5 points)
Fifth Vice President James A. Hadel (Male, 4 points)
Sixth Vice President Donald A. O'Blenis (Male, 3 points)
Seventh Vice President Richard R. Mathis (Male, 2 points)
Eighth Vice President Daniel P. O'Donnell (Male, 1 point)

Water and female-proofed? Bonus! With 55 points out of 55 on the manly index, the UURWAW is as manly as possible. But don't get that trophy case roofed and waterproofed just yet—there are seven more unions ready to compete for a tie. Including:

THE WASHINGTON-BALTIMORE NEWSPAPER GUILD: Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure this union's not going to be the one to do it. Roll out your men anyway:

President Bill Salganik (Male, 10 points)
Vice President J. Darlene Meyer (Female, ZERO)
Secretary Mark Pattis (Male, 8 points)
Treasurer Sheila Lindsay (Female, ZERO)
Chair Mark Gruenberg (Male, 6 points)
Chair Angela Kuhl (Female, ZERO)
Chair Amy Lampkin (Female, ZERO)
Chair Reza Namdar (Male, 3 points)
Chair Robert Pierre (Male, 2 points)
Chair Andre Roberson (Male, 1 points)

No wonder newspapers are failing. Extra, extra. Thirty points on the manly index. Middling manliness, read all about it.

Poofs by pizzodisevo.