Eli Tillemann, 3, knows nothing about this. He does not know that the Target-brand Tyrannosaurus Rex costume (right) he chose after careful consultation with his parents never made it to his home. He does not know that the cardboard UPS box containing said costume was lifted from his doorstep by thieves early Monday morning. He [...]

Somebody needs to help this toddler find his dinosaur costume before he loses all "faith in the fundamental goodness of humankind," and is likely forced to turn to scantily-clad dress-'em-ups in place of imaginative whimsy. From the newhilleast Listserv:
On Monday morning, UPS left a Target box containing a toddler's dinosaur costume on our doorstep. Sadly, [...]