Barbara Walters‘ Twitter feed is better than ours because, unlike our own worthless personal updates, Walters can honestly answer “What are you doing?” by invoking Paul McCartney, Mayor Bloomberg, and “stamina.” The top 10 absurd updates from @BarbaraJWalters:

10. Barbara knocks out the personal and the professional in under 140 characters.

9. I love how Barbara calls what she does “making news.”

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Like many people, I harbor a modest fascination with Mad Men’s Don Draper and his charmingly misogynistic web of lies. I wonder what Don Draper would tweet about, if he lived in 2009?

Super boring shit, apparently! Oh yeah: And Don Draper would never be pathetic enough to stoop to social networking. This guy, however, looks like a Don Draper worth following:

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Those sexy librarians who are tweeting their way through the American Library Association conference aren’t content with burying their innermost secrets into the social networking ether. Now, some conference attendees are preserving their stereotype-busting contributions to the nerd-sexuality canon in the slightly more permanent form of online document-sharing. Can sexy secret powerpoint presentations be far behind?

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When the American Library Association’s annual conference kicked off in Chicago last Thursday, some attendees wanted the world to know that librarian get-togethers aren’t all about shushing and stacking: There’s a lot of fucking, too.

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Speaking of creepy things to do: Paul Rudd, Owen Wilson, and Reese Witherspoon are reportedly filming in Adams Morgan today until 1:30. I don’t have time to go stalk Paul Rudd, so instead I’m stalking people stalking Paul Rudd on twitter. And repeatedly watching this Paul Rudd dancing compilation (above).

The top ten creepiest Paul Rudd in D.C. tweets—including one from a CP staffer—after the jump!

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On Twitter. “Oh, Karl Rove follows everybody,” you might say. “Meghan McCain notably declared Rove creepy for following her.”

To which I might reply, were this conversation real: “That is just not true! An impressive 44,891 Twitterers follow Rove. He only follows 42,473. Plus, Meghan McCain doesn’t even follow Karl Rove, though he follows her, making my margin of victory that much more impressive!”

“Yes!” I would continue. “I am among the 94.6 percent worthy of basking in the Glory of Rove’s decidedly creepy user photo (above)! I have so much to @KarlRove!”

I would then take leave of you to gloriously sign in to my Twitter account and actually @KarlRove, only to find that the words would not come—I really have nothing to say to that guy. I would be redeemed, however, by discovering a new treasure: the @KarlRove Twitter feed. It’s like being inside his head!

COED Magazine has compiled a list of ” all the hottest Twitter-using celebs.” COED accompanies its list with hand-picked “best tweets” from its sharing celebrities. But before you decide to follow the every movement of these famous people, find out how horribly they’ll really clog your feed: Below, the celebrities’ most recent Twitter missives.

Twilight’s Kristin Stewart! (Kbitch): Twitter error message: “That page doesn’t exist!”

Singer/Actress Brooke Hogan! (BrookeHogan): “@Bradshaw27 That’s terrible..You can borrow one of mine if you need to”

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Via Wonkette, the sexy and unneccessary medical tweets of CNN’s Rick Sanchez. Ah, if only we all could meet that one, perfect “anesthesiologist watches show loves twitter.”

Tomorrow, I’ll be blogging live from spots around the city on City Paper’s homepage. I’ll also be twittering every step of the way. Join the Washington City Paper’s twitter feed—updated live on our website—by tweeting to #dcvotes. See you tomorrow!

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