According to the States of Pleasure survey released this month by Trojan, as in the condom, Houston residents have the most sex of anyone in the nation’s 10 largest metropolitan areas: 101 romps per year. Atlanta is second, at 88 (as reported here by a fellow Creative Loafing-owned alt-weekly). But you, District of Columbia, rank third, coming in at 86.

That – sex once every 4.244186 days – is the good news.

The bad news is that D.C. sex is less good than in six other cities: The rate of sexual satisfaction among District dwellers is 65 percent, putting it seventh in the rankings.

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How to support sexual health causes in D.C. today:

If you’re feeling frisky, head over to the George Washington University’s Kogan Plaza at 21st and H Sts. NW, where the “Trojan Evolve Bus” will be parked until 3 p.m. The 40-foot bus features a Trojan-sponsored lounge, a trivia game, the opportunity to take a pledge to “use a condom every time,” and a student race “to put condoms correctly on plastic bananas.”

If you’d prefer to eat your food, Marvin, at  2007 14th Street NW, is hosting a “Tip Out Aids” evening to fund AIDS Walk Washington team Black Gay Speak. Call Marvin at (202) 797-7171 to schedule a reservation between 5:30 and 10 p.m. this evening; mention “tip out,” and your tips will be donated to the cause [via Brightest Young Things].