Sorry I haven't been posting much today, but I've been mesmerized by this amazing photo of Derek Jeter all afternoon.
Remember 1997? Bill Clinton had just begun his second term in office, Titanic was a hit at the box office, and the nation's five most famous shortstops got together to lay around and pose topless—save for [...]

Wanda Sykes, personal hero of mine, headlined the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday. We can get Wanda in the White House, but when will we get Pootie Tang into a Washington, D.C. Blockbuster store? I'm still waiting.
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"There was never a nipple portrait of Lincoln, I'm sorry."
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"I tell my kids: If two cars pull up, [...]