Posts Tagged ‘Todd Palin’

Daily Palin: Palin-Limbaugh 2012 Edition

Still goin' strong: Limbaugh on Donahue in 1991
* OMFG. Some dude posits: "While the mainstream media continues to ridicule the Alaskan Governor I continue to insist she has a lock on the rank and file base and far-fetched as it seems, Rush Limbaugh on a Palin ticket would be a potent political marriage of populists." [...]

Daily Palin: Around the World on Alaska’s Dime Edition

Welcome back to “Daily Palin,” in which we detail Sarah Palin’s refusal to go away—every day. The morning news from backstage at the Alaskan-funded "Curves" ribbon-cutting ceremony, below:

FIRST DUDE WINTER SPORTS CORNER: Above: Todd Palin's yearbook photo from Wasilla High. A-woo-ga! HOWEVER: does that mean Sarah was lying when she told reporters, "Todd grew up [...]

Daily Palin: A Very Sarah Daycare Edition

Welcome back to Daily Palin, in which we detail Sarah Palin’s refusal to go away—every day. The morning news from the Sarah Palin daycare center, below:

BE LIKE BRISTOL: Because they are sexist and/or simply completely inane, U.S. News and World Report asked readers who they'd rather have run their kids' daycare center: Michelle Obama, Sarah [...]

Daily Palin: Teens Doin’ It Edition

TEEN SEX! TEEN SEX! Palin news today is overwhelmed by coverage of daughter Bristol Palin making breaking news by telling Greta Van Susteren that teens like to do it. MISSED IT?
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MEDIA NOT TO BLAME, REPORTS MEDIA: Greg Mitchell, author of Why Obama Won, feels some need to defend "the media" against claims that it caused [...]

Daily Palin: Defending Palin’s Sexy Glasses Edition

Introducing “Daily Palin,” in which we detail Sarah Palin’s refusal to go away—every day. The morning news from behind Palin's fake, nonprescription lenses:

DEFENDING SARAH: DraftPalin2012 has crafted this handy guide to fielding Palin criticisms from friends, lovers, feminists, etc:
STEP ONE: BLAME THE BLOGS. "In answering criticisms about Sarah we need to be very brief and [...]

Daily Palin: Double Palin Edition

Introducing “Daily Palin,” in which we detail Sarah Palin’s refusal to go away—every day. While you're celebrating our past presidents today, Palin's making news in the hopes of joining their ranks:

SARAH PALIN REDUX: A lady named Sarah Richmann is marrying a dude named Bill Palin in June. And she's changing her name! According to Richmann, [...]

Daily Palin: Sarah Palin Erotica!

Introducing “Daily Palin,” in which we detail Sarah Palin’s refusal to go away—every day. The morning news from across everyone's favorite bridge to nowhere:

* DON'T READ Sarah Palin Erotica—that way you won't be forced to contemplate Palin's brain and her vagina in the same breath:
She stands in the cramped bathroom and stares at her reflection [...]

Daily Palin: It’s Sarah’s Birthday!

Introducing "Daily Palin," in which we detail Sarah Palin's refusal to go away—every day. The morning news from Alaska's favorite aerial wolfcopter:
* WHAT BETTER DAY TO START THAN: Holy shit, it's Sarah Palin's birthday. Palin turns 45 years old today. ASSUMPTION: Sarah Palin will eat a moderate amount of cake within the next 12 hours. [...]