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Shakira's latest single. "She Wolf," is about a woman who is sick of being hopelessly devoted to her man, so she decides to go out and fuck other dudes—werewolf style. Lyrics largely concern the sexual properties of the moon and stuff, but my favorite line is this: "I’m starting to feel just a little abused [...]

Michael Jackson's death at 50 from cardiac arrest has inspired the entire world to revisit the King of Pop's body of work. And though I'm a huge MJ fan, I'd be remiss in my role as Pop Culture Fun Killer if I didn't point out some defining characteristics of Jackson's music videos: rapey, stalkey, and [...]