* Live in Bloomingdale? (I do!): Join the gentrification society!
* Go on, guess what "objectum-sexuals" love:
a. fruit salad
b. the Eiffel Tower
c. "the narrowness of his jibs”
d. all of the above
Extra-credit question: Why are all objectum-sexuals women?
* Jane Fonda's blog: actually good?
* The New Gay gives us our morning medicine: "a thirteen-year-old Ricky Martin wearing his [...]
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* PETA makes overly sexual, vegan Superbowl ad (above). NBC rejects it, counts the ways:
- licking pumpkin
- touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
- pumpkin from behind between legs
- rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
- screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
- asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into [...]
* The new Hillary Clinton, New York Senator-to-be Kirsten Gillibrand, already has jealous Congressional wolves circling her freshly appointed carcass in the hopes of gaining the seat that is not yet officially hers, in 2010 [via Newsday].
* The New gay tells President Obama what to do. TNG was also nice enough to profile the Sexist [...]
* Evil Slutopia dreams of Joe Biden:
I had a Joe Biden dream the other night. I was at some event where he was speaking, and I snuck backstage so I could talk to him. (Apparently there are no Secret Service agents in dreams, which made it really easy.) I told him all about the Joe [...]
* The New Gay writes in defense of public displays of affection, despite the consequences:
Yesterday after brunch, my boyfriend and I decided to nap off a hangover in Kalorama Park. So on a perfect afternoon I was lying with my head on my boyfriends stomach while his hand rested on mine. And thats when the [...]
* Photos of Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston's son, Tripp, have netted the underage couple $300,000 from People magazine. Is that enough to get the fuck out of Wasilla and never look back? Or just enough to fund a forced white wedding?
* Dude blogger Roissy in D.C. knows how to identify a slut! She is [...]
And we're back!
* Larry Craig's Minneapolis-St. Paul International airport bathroom stall isn't getting any more traffic from camera-toting tourists—or from anonymous sex-seekers.
* Tiger Beatdown has found your new female role model: In defense of Veronica Mars.
* The New Gay talks courtship tactics—are you a cheetah or a gazelle? In the straight scene, Michael writes, men [...]
* The New Gay reveals an "an exciting new way to internalize homophobia": It's not gay, it's g0y! G0ys (pictured) hate anal sex, femininity, and gay dudes, but love God and casually bro-ing out with other dudes and blowing them. And they spell their sexuality with a zero. Sign up here!
* Slate tapes an interview [...]
The New Gay is throwing a "Ban Marriage Party" happy hour tonight at Solly's Tavern, 1942 11th St. NW. "If we can't have full marriage rights, why should anybody?" asks TNG, which calls this its "first attempt to end the scourge that is marriage."
I'm not sure if that whole "scourge" thing is tongue-in-cheek or not, [...]
John over at The New Gay has outlined a plan of attack for responding to the passage of Prop 8 and anti-gay legislation like it. In "Prop 8: WTF Do We Do Now?" John lays out a guide to staying on message, appointing successful leadership, and out-organizing the Mormons.
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