The District expects to register six-to-twelve inches of snowfall today. Winds are clocking at up to 40 miles an hour. The government is closed. Classes are canceled. Road conditions are hazardous. You want to pass the time by fucking. But is it safe?
A tipster for We Love D.C. reports that at least one District Safeway's condom [...]
Intrepid Craigslist users seeking snow jobs—or similar double entendres based upon sex terns and winter weather conditions, whatever, I'm new to this—are covering the site with a soft blanket of snow-themed hook-up requests. These are their stories.
* In a piece titled "Snow...Ahhhh Yes....It's Great Sex Weather," a 49-year-old Sterling man is just looking for some [...]
Good morning, Washington. A soft, frolicky blanket of snow—destined to descend into an icy weather system of ice and disappointment—falls over our fair city this morning. What other treasures will this day bring?
* This morning, Bill Kristol, the man Wonkette deftly reminds us ushered Sarah Palin into the civilized world, is out at the New [...]
