Top 5 Ways to Make Chicks Think You’re a Sexy Murderer

Women love men who look like they may have mysteriously murdered other men in the past. But how do you fake that killed-a-guy-but-dont-really-wanna-talk-about-it aura? Turn to local dude blogger Roissy in D.C., who shells out a hell of a lot of advice on how to pick up women—usually, through deception. Roissy’s crowning achievement in faking intrigue is his “Shady Character Game,” which offers up 22 helpful tips on how to cultivate that irresistible murderer look. For one, buy a “green-eyed black cat.” That’s a freebie.

The top 5 ways to pick up chicks by “making her think you’ve killed people,” after the jump.

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