Posts Tagged ‘sexy halloween costumes’

The Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes: “Sexy Fat Arab” Edition

I've been searching down really terrible sexy Halloween costumes for almost two weeks now, you guys. I've endured sexualized Native Americans, skeletons, and breathalizer tests. I've been through the shit. But no costume has made me want to rip my own brains out more than this one:

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The Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes: Sexy “Limp Brethalizer” Edition

Every day until Halloween, I’m offering up the worst “sexy” Halloween costumes on shelves this October. Up next, per reader request: an elaborate sexual assault joke!

THE "SEXY BREATHALIZER" COSTUME:

The Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes: “Sexy Skeleton” Edition

Every day until Oct. 31, I’m collecting another terrible “sexy” Halloween costume for your erotic cringing pleasure. Today's ill-advised holiday sex display really hurts me, you guys. I've been looking for a costume for a couple of weeks now. Last night, I caught Hocus Pocus at a friend's house, and got the idea to model [...]

Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes: The “Sexy Indian”

Every day until Halloween, I'm going to keep shelling out the worst “sexy” Halloween costumes on shelves this holiday season. Up next:

THE "SEXY INDIAN" COSTUME

Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes: The Flasher

On Tuesday, I counted down the ten worst "sexy" Halloween costumes on shelves this holiday season. As it turns out, there are way more than ten offensive Halloween get-ups out there to satisfy all your pathetic costuming needs. So I'll be searing one more terrible sexy outfit into your brains every day until October 31. [...]

Sexy Halloween Costume Watch: In Which We Heed the Lessons of Plant Man

One late October evening somewhere in the 1980's, in the time before children, a friend of my parents traveled from Clintonville, Wi. to Madison to attend the city's Halloween block party. The friend, though, had trekked sans-costume. So they did what any noble crew of young professionals would do: They dressed him in snug overalls, [...]

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