On The Five Most Inappropriate CockBib Phrases, Lisa B and Janet get me good. Real good.
Lisa B says:
I saw the site and I think that it is pretty funny! I looks like they are selling it as novelty gifts. I would buy 1 lol!
Janet says:
This site is great, LOL! I want one for my [...]

From Fatimah, on "Why Are People Who Argue That Women Aren't Funny Not Funny?" comes this gem:
"I want to suck [Christopher] Hitchens’ slimy, fat, bigot cock, then bite it off and feed it to a mangy dog."
This comment made me say: "eew," "ouch," and "yes." In that order.
Anybody want to try beating that?
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