Women love men who look like they may have mysteriously murdered other men in the past. But how do you fake that killed-a-guy-but-dont-really-wanna-talk-about-it aura? Turn to local dude blogger Roissy in D.C., who shells out a hell of a lot of advice on how to pick up women—usually, through deception. Roissy's crowning achievement in faking [...]
I'm debuting a new feature on The Sexist today—the Misogynist of the Week. Who truly hates women and who's merely phoning it in? Let's take a spin on the Internet misogyny whirl-a-gig and crown ourselves a winner!
CANDIDATE: Roissy in D.C., "Keys to a Healthy Relationship"—manages to make "whey protein" even fucking lamer than it already [...]
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Roissy in D.C. attempts to ruin the memory of Paul Newman for me by reducing his classic sex appeal to fine-tuned pick-up-artist sensibilities:
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* PETA makes overly sexual, vegan Superbowl ad (above). NBC rejects it, counts the ways:
- licking pumpkin
- touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
- pumpkin from behind between legs
- rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
- screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
- asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into [...]
* Photos of Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston's son, Tripp, have netted the underage couple $300,000 from People magazine. Is that enough to get the fuck out of Wasilla and never look back? Or just enough to fund a forced white wedding?
* Dude blogger Roissy in D.C. knows how to identify a slut! She is [...]
* New Columbia Heights reports on a rash of violence that hit an underground Petworth brothel this month. According to an Examiner piece on one incident, wherein a robber lost his thumb to a machete-wielding victim after trying to lift cash from the bordello and gambling house. Earlier, two men were shot inside the brothel, [...]
* Amazing story from NPR about an Iraqi woman from Fallujah who makes good—then not so good—in the United States. Includes:
- Daring escape from abusive brother
- Illicit Marine base love affair
- Booze-fueled Ozark, Mo. marriage
- Tattoo rings
- Last-ditch job as topless dancer
- Husband's post-traumatic stress disorder
- Arrest for child abuse
* Will Barack Obama come in [...]
The New York Times last week reported on a new “beautification engine,” a "computer program that uses a mathematical formula to alter the original form into a theoretically more attractive version." The program runs on the idea that a common standard of beauty can be predicted across cultures, based on international surveys and the ratios [...]
* Juicy Campus has hit George Washington University. How do G.W. gossips compare to Georgetown's finest? So far, Juciy Campus' G.W. page seems to have a lot more nonsense on it. That's a good thing, writes Travis of G.W. student blog The Colonialist: "I spent the weekend surfing the site a lot, putting up things [...]
