* Revealed! How Moe Tkacik avoided becoming a cat lady early in life—you can too! [via Slate's XX Factor].
* Regrettable! Tiger Beatdown laments that the loss of Sparks' caffeine, gain of doctors "conscience".
* Rectal! Shakesville presents the perfect stocking stuffer for the Catalan at heart: the Obama Caganer!
* Rick Warren! Wants wives to submit to [...]