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When I first compiled my top-ten sexual euphemisms from rap songs, a few listeners weren't convinced that all these mainstream rap ditties had such dirty double-meanings. "This is terribly researched," wrote commenter Hocus Focus, who took umbrage at my suggestion that there may be an underlying ejaculation message in the popular strip-club refrain "make [...]

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It's hard out there for a rap star trying to come out with the next big sexual euphemism. Armed only with weather patterns ("make it rain"), child-friendly sweets ("lick it like a lollipop") and whimsy ("superman that ho"), today's hip-hop stars struggle to coin a sex term as eternal as LL Cool J's ultimate rap [...]

It's hard not to think about sex when an R. Kelly jam comes on the radio. After all, Robert Sylvester Kelly is one of the foremost sex crooners of our time. But Kelly doesn't just toss around sexual euphemisms in his songs—he mixes them up in ways that are often misleading, confusing, and maybe—just maybe—transgressive. [...]

Talking about having sex is healthy. But with radio censors intent on bleeping out the most explicitly offensive material, what's Lil' Wayne to do when he wants to write an entire song about a woman performing oral sex on him? Invent a bizarre euphemisms for fun and profit. Below, the top ten euphemisms for sex [...]

Asher Roth |MTV Music
Via Bitch:
The video . . . features a host of bikini-clad women being covered with buckets of viscous white paint, most of which ends up on their faces.
. . . In the end, it's not that Roth is any more misogynist than many other guys in hip-hop, and I think there's more [...]

I was totally prepared to hate the result of the pro-life movement's attempt to appeal to "the youth," but Flipsyde's "Happy Birthday" is just too good:
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Lyrical sample:
I never tell a woman what to do with her body.
But if she don't love children, then we can't party.
I think about it every year, so I picked up [...]