It's hard not to think about sex when an R. Kelly jam comes on the radio. After all, Robert Sylvester Kelly is one of the foremost sex crooners of our time. But Kelly doesn't just toss around sexual euphemisms in his songs—he mixes them up in ways that are often misleading, confusing, and maybe—just maybe—transgressive. [...]

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So, R. Kelly has pulled the vocoder out of the closet and recorded a remix to Lil' Wayne's "Every Girl." The original track declares, "I wish I could fuck every girl in the world." Wayne doesn't get into the logistics, but that's gotta be a scenario that involves some nonconsensual sex. The original song, at [...]

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Behold: The first five episodes of R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet"
One fatal assumption of the HIV blame game is that those who contract HIV welcome the virus with their dangerous sexual habits. The reality is that healthy people engage in the same sexual activity—they just don't get hit with HIV because they aren't fucking [...]