* Figleaf points us to the myth that masculinity is perpetually "in crisis," from Rip Van Winkle onward.

A new Web site hopes to use the oldest trick in the book to combat the Catholic Church's opposition to same-sex marriage: A good, old-fashioned forced outing!
At ChurchOuting.org, you're invited to scroll through a list of every Achbishop, Bishop, and Reverend in the Archdiocese of Washington, zero in on one you know is gay, and [...]

Father Albert Cutie, the Catholic priest caught embracing a bikini-clad woman whom he loves, looks like he would be a very good husband, except for one thing: he is secretly not a male virgin married to God, which everyone knows is the only class of human qualified to give advice to married people.
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Cutie (am I [...]