PETA has written a letter to the Obamas asking them to neuter "Bo," Malia and Sasha's new designer Portuguese water dog. A White House rep responded immediately, informing PETA that Bo has already been neutered, of course, because Barack Obama does not need a famed animal cruelty organization to school him in the conventional wisdom [...]

The time has come for the Obamas to decide on the cwute widdle doggie they'll be installing into their new home, which will be ceremoniously seized from the Bushies tomorrow. Last week, it was reported that the Obamas had narrowed the breed field to two: It's gonna be either the Portuguese Water Dog or the [...]