On Tuesday, I counted down the ten worst “sexy” Halloween costumes on shelves this holiday season. As it turns out, there are way more than ten offensive Halloween get-ups out there to satisfy all your pathetic costuming needs. So I’ll be searing one more terrible sexy outfit into your brains every day until October 31. Up next:

THE FLASHER:

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Check out this baby: the Barack Obama shaped dildo you never knew you didn’t want! This “Official Obama Pleasure Toy,” dubbed the “Head O State,” stands 7.5 inches tall, measures two inches in diameter, weighs 14 ounces, and a bunch of other specifications I do not wish to know how the manufacturers decided upon. I didn’t think that anyone could make Obama so unsexy, but it turns out anything is possible.