Posts Tagged ‘penis’

The Morning After: Gays Against Gays Edition

* The New York Times profiles Eve Tushnet, a "celibate, gay, conservative, Catholic writer" opposed to same-sex marriage:

Gay Porn Stars Spoof Old-School Sex-Ed To Promote Modern Safe Sex

FUK!T, a D.C.-based initiative that supports condom use among gay men, has produced a spoof of old-school sex-ed films in an effort to promote modern safe-sex practices—just in time for D.C.'s Capital Pride. Delivering the message are porn stars Brent Corrigan and Matthew Rush, who administer advice on condoms and lubes, deliver campy bon mots, [...]

Paint By Gender: What Color Is “Penis”?

From Austin to A&M points us to this amazing survey on gender variation in the naming of colors. In an effort to determine whether men and women identify colors differently, Randall Munroe had users name over five million colors across "222,500 user sessions." The result? "Basically, women were slightly more liberal with the modifiers, but otherwise [...]

The Penis-In-Vagina Tour of Greenbelt, Md.

Ever catch an arial view of Greenbelt, Md., and think, "penis in vagina"? Now, you're not alone! Sex map shot via Jess.

“The Penis Monologues”: A Primer On Republican Genitals, Through The Years

This week, it was revealed that accused Mary Landrieu phone-tapping conspirator Stan Dai, 24, was once a promising aspiring playwright. In 2004, while a student at the George Washington University, Dai penned a dramatic piece entitled "The Penis Monologues" for campus conservative newspaper The Patriot.
In the great anti-feminist tradition of college-aged male Republicans, there have [...]

Searching for “Penis”

Hey, Sexist readers. You know, sometimes it's good to just sit back and reflect on what brought us all together to this little corner of the Internet. Namely, crazy-ass Google searches.
This week, the top two search terms leading to the Sexist were as follows:

Have you ever seen your life's work stripped down to its very [...]

Meet The Tampa “Me” (Also, NSFW Penis Vagina)

Tampa's Creative Loafing Recruits More Bloggers from roblimo on Vimeo.
Last month, posted this video of a blogger meet-up inside the Tampa Creative Loafing offices. Among the attendees at the City Paper parent-company shindig—I spy red solo cups—was Shawn Alff, CL Tampa's "Sex and Love Editor" —me, but more Florida-y. Alff, who has written on [...]

The Dildos of the Future

There are hundreds of types of dildos out there. But can there ever be too many dildos? With only a prosthetic penis and a dream, five inventors have dared to break the genital mold (one, literally) by submitting their variations on the dildo for U.S. government review. Behold: the Dildos of the Future (patent pending):
DILDO [...]

The Five Most Inappropriate Cock Bib Phrases

Introducing the CockBib, "an adult novelty item for males designed to make clean up after oral sex a breeze!" According to the device's inventor:
The whole idea for cockbibs came to me right after I was pleased orally and realized, "Damn, I can't just fall asleep, I need to get up and wash my balls." I [...]

Penis Sizes Distributed Phallically

As this phallic graphic illustration shows, sex partners who require penises that are "seven or better" are looking at a pretty exclusive pool of applicants. The too much information is courtesy of Lifestyles condoms.