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Last month, TampaBay.com posted this video of a blogger meet-up inside the Tampa Creative Loafing offices. Among the attendees at the City Paper parent-company shindig—I spy red solo cups—was Shawn Alff, CL Tampa’s “Sex and Love Editor” —me, but more Florida-y. Alff, who has written on bothstrong vaginas, and huge penises—and I got all that just by searching “Shawn Alff vagina penis” on Google—appears around the one-minute mark. “What do I expect from the bloggers? I expect a lot of full frontal, to be honest,” he says. “If they want to write for us, they basically have gotta go balls to the wall, have gotta show me what they’re working with. It’s really, it’s part of the job description.”

I guess that explains this?

(Having trouble with the video? Click the “HD” button).

As a part of a marketing campaign for its new line of “XXX” jeans, Italian jean-maker Diesel has released this video, titled “Diesel Productions Presents: SFW XXX.” It features no jeans.

The video is a compilation of totally NSFW porn clips made “safe for work” by superimposing cartoon drawings over the porn actors’ naughty bits. The cartoon animation cover-ups include a koala clinging to a woman’s naked body, a harmonica placed in a woman’s mouth as she performs oral sex, and a giant, firing bazooka placed in a man’s hands in place of a naked woman.

Whether or not the video is actually SFW depends on where you work. Word to the wise: Might want to plug in the headphones on this one. Watch it after the jump.

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