This week on the Sexist, we had some oldies but goodies pop back up (nos. 2 & 3), as well as some modern classics (no. 1):
1. Rape Analogy: The Walking In A Bad Neighborhood Theory, in which when women are othered, everything they do looks suspicious.
2. Legal Consent, Morning-After Regret, and Accidental Rape, in which [...]

Happy Valentine's Day, Sexist readers. Feel free to spend the holiday thinking back on these not-so-romantic tales:
1. Why Superbowl Ads Are So Racist, Sexist, and Homophobic
2. If Your Boobs Could Talk, Would They Say "Boobs"?
3. If The Dodge Charger Made Ads For Oppressed Women
4. The Worst Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Ever
5. "I'm Claimed By This [...]

Hard at work inventing the rape-preventing rocket boot.
Last week on the Sexist,we learned that since both climbing stairs and riding in elevators put women at a high risk of sexual assault, the only way for us women to ascend beyond the ground floor is to invent some sort of rocket boot. Think about it!
1. The [...]

Last week on the Sexist, the breast massage happened.
1. "The Breast Massage Will Happen": Inside the Culture of Sexual Harassment at the Marijuana Policy Project, in which a work e-mail from the boss employs the phrase "bone girl."
2. Date Rape Anthem: Ke$ha's "Blah Blah Blah", in which if you get drunk and shut up, Ke$ha [...]

Last week on the Sexist:
1. Lil Wayne Jokes About His Own Rape, in which the rapper spells out the cycle of abuse.
2. "I Just Wanted Him to Finish And Leave": Why Some Groping Victims Freeze, in which frotteurs practice their fetish in the D.C. Metro system.
3. A Groping Victim's Guide to D.C., in which you [...]

This week on the Sexist, one Real World housemate likes to draw sexual assault scenarios, we talked about groping, and we fact-checked the claims of "Booty Pop."
1. Rape Cartoons By the Real World D.C.'s Andrew Woods, or as I like to call it, "Tucker Max: Illustrated."
2. Touch and Go: How Groping Happens, in which dozens [...]

This year on the Sexist, the pageviews accumulated like so many cats draped across my spinstery blogger frame. I'd like to take a minute to thank you all for clicking and commenting, even those of you who accidentally stumbled onto this blog while searching for porn. Especially you guys.
Below are the 10 most popular blog [...]

1. Parent Files Complaint Against Gay Teacher Over Child's Sense of Innocence, in which one gay guinea pig inspires the most absurd DCPS parent complaint ever.
2. Identify Yourself as a Douchebag for Only $21.99, in which the "funbags" polo is embroidered with a pair of tits that (bonus!) look like balls from far away.
3. James [...]

Last week on the Sexist,
1. Ask Amy Responds to Rape Criticism. She Still Doesn't Get It, in which Amy Dickinson digs the rape apology hole a little bit deeper (see below).

2. The Top 5 Pseudo-Feminist Anthems, in which calling yourself a "bitch" doesn't automatically earn you a spot in the Girl Power Hall of Fame, [...]

This week on the Sexist:
1. Don't Know If You Were Raped? Ask Your Rapist! in which rapists are not the best people to consult on matters of consent.
2. Patience Is a (Feminist) Virtue, in which pop culture re-brands the tradition of feminine patience for a new generation.
3. Should We Remember Mike Penner or Christine Daniels?, [...]