This week on the Sexist, we played a game of who’s-the-slut, found out why some transgender travelers may be treated like terrorists, and finally learned the difference between sex and sexual assault. It was a pretty big week for us, honestly.

1. Women and Gay Men Are Sluts. Jealous, Straight Guys? Sex!

2. New Security Measures May Complicate Transgender Travel. Travel!

3. Catholic University Gets Tougher On Sexual Assault, Remains Tough on Sex. Uh, School Policy!

4. Cross-Dressing Thief Commits Perfect Crime! Intrigue!

5. Grainy Security Video Shows Lesbians Hugging in Tastee Diner. Home Fries!

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This week on the Sexist, people who play kickball thought I “need a good f’ing,” presumably with “the busted dildo [I] inherited from [my] older sister.” (Maybe I should try this guy?). Anyway, thanks for taking the time out of your busy fucking schedules to read my blog post, guys!

1. Adult Kickball Is More About Fucking Than Kicking. Promise.

2. Reddit User Calls Girlfriend A Bitch On Reddit, Can’t Understand Why She Hates Reddit (and Him). A parable for our times.

3. D.C. Bathroom Signs: Ignored By Many, Hated By Few, Expensive, and Possibly Illegal. Find something to be offended about in the comments!

4. Rape Prevention Tips: Stay Inside or Die a Horrible Death. AND ALWAYS CARRY AN UMBRELLA.

5. Why Pick-Up Game Hurts Everyone Except the Guy Shilling Books, who suffers silently in his mansion built from babes.

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Next week, I take my annual exotic vacation from a life of bloggin’ about drag queens and pulling out (okay: I’m going to Idaho). While I’m off the sex and gender beat, resident City Paper bike porn chronicler Mike Riggs will be posting here on the Sexist to pick up my dildo slack. He promises to write about dude stuff!

But before I go—oh, the memories! Let’s relive last week’s most popular blog posts:

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1. Public Breast-Feeding: What the Nursing Bib Means for the Right to Bare Breasts: Surely the boob question of our time.

2. Why Female Bikers Get Harassed: It’s not the bike and it’s not the way she rides it. It’s because harassers will take anything as an excuse for their behavior.

3. A Hierarchy of the Human Nipple: The female human body: how to know whether it’s sexy, nonsexual, or gross, depending on the cultural context.

4. Marion Barry “I Wouldn’t Suck Your Dick” Collector’s Edition: Get ‘em while they last.

5. Why You Should Care About Marion Barry’s Un-Blow Job: What, me, care about the lack of a blow job? Hear me out!

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1. Who Can Make A Rape Joke?, in which I inspire commenters to actually defend Asher Roth.

2. A Hierarchy of Date Rape Jams, in which even my eternal love for Rod Stewart cannot move me to forgive that time when he trapped the virginal object of his affection in his house, warned her to stay away from his doors and windows, and unplugged the telephone in preparation for boning her.

3. Advice on How Not to Advise Women Not to Get Raped, in which Aaron P. Taylor rises again.

4. CVS: Where Freed Condoms Go to Die, in which condoming up is hard to do.

5. Inside a Date Rapist’s Living Hell, in which warning women not to dance with you will make your life kind of suck, actually.

Last week on the Sexist:

1. An Open Letter to CVS “Sensitive Lady Products” Salespeople, in which small-talk is bad, but acknowledging I am a human being is good.

2. Breast Practices: Insider Tips From D.C.’s Greatest Erotic Photo Hunter, in which, boobs.

3. The Tenderoni Theory of Marriage, in which Chromeo, Michael Jackson, and Bobby Brown tell it like it isn’t.

4. Inside Big Penis Dating Site “Seven or Better”, in which there is too much information.

5. Welcome to the Anti-Gay Auditions, in which homophobia goes Hollywood.

Last week on the Sexist:

1. Welcome to the Anti-Gay Auditions! in which NOM NOM NOM!

2. Inside Big Penis Dating Site “Seven Or Better”, in which “better” does not necessarily mean “better”

3. Menace to Sorority, in which the sorority is actually the menace

4. Breast Practices: Insider Tips from D.C.’s Greatest Erotic Photo Hunter, in which Earl finds the five differences

5. Big Penis Dating Site Reveals Inches Before First Date, in which

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Welcome to the Anti-Gay Auditions! Watch audition number three again, for laughs.

Observe and Report’s Date Rape Apologism: If Seth Rogen date-rapes you in the forest, and nobody hears you puke, is he still a douchebag?

Why Sex Positivity is Bad for Feminism: Or great, whatever, I don’t even have an opinion on this anymore.

Menace to Sorority: A transgender threat that rivals the gathering gay storm.

“AIDS the Gay Plague” Photo Corner: Anonymous Photoshopped homophobia.

Last week on the Sexist:

1. Menace to Sorority, in which sorority members insult fraternity members, and vice-versa, ad nauseum

2. Why Sex Positivity is Bad for Feminism, in which the sex-positivists descend upon me (pictured)

3. Indiana Bestiality Law Cracks Down on Deleted Dog Porn, in which we are all made dumber

4. The Great Mexican Cartoon Porn-Off Concludes!, in which I thank the Huffington Post for linking to me

5. Why Cougars And MILFs Are Not Hot, in which I defend my generation

Fab Lounge, scene of last month’s gay-on-trans attack.

Last week on the Sexist:

1. Menace to Sorority, in which this story just won’t die!

2. Indiana Bestiality Law Cracks Down on Deleted Dog Porn, in which, aww, you guys shouldn’t have. Really. This one was really popular.

3. The Great Mexican Cartoon Porn-Off, in which I review obscene Spanish-language cartoons, for the funnies.

4. Saws in Vaginas: Dangerous, in which I expound upon the obvious.

5. 6 Hour Power Secretary Ad: Sexy, Nonsensical, in which I review the sexiest television commercial “ever.”

6. GLB against T: Who’s Man Enough to Escape a Beating, in which lesbians gang up on transgender men.

7. Trans Slammer: Are D.C.’s Transgender Inmates Still Getting Screwed, in which yes, they are.

8. Pope Makes Unbelievably Offensive AIDS Trip to Africa, in which yes, he does.

9. The HIV Blame Game: We Debate, You Decide!, in which Black Informant and I definitively determine the cause of the continued spread of HIV!

10. The HIV Blame Game: Let the Debate Begin, in which we do that more.

Photo by Charles Steck.