Thanks to the 163,364 of you who stopped by this week to read about Sarah Palin’s lip hair. I guess.

1. Sarah Palin, Lip Hairs and All, in which Newsweek focuses on Sarah Palin’s face.

2. The Final Hours of the Washington Blade, in which the Blade falls, but the DC Agenda rises.

3. Sarah Palin’s Entire Existence is Sexist, in which Newsweek focuses on Sarah Palin’s bod.

4. Rapists Who Don’t Think They’re Rapists, featuring trolls.

5. Chris Brown: I Love Women, in which Chris Brown joins the ranks of Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, and the skeevy guy from The Continental.

Photo via Library of Virginia

This week on the Sexist, we heard about a bunch of bumbling frat boys who didn’t want their student newspaper to talk about date rape. We made up for it by talking about date rape a bunch!

1. Fraternity Accused of Stealing 10,000 Newspapers to Cover Up Date Rape Story, in which the enormous pile of drugging victim testimony ate their homework.

2. Writer to Rape Victims: Sometimes, It’s “Too Late to Say No”, in which it’s not! Ever!

3. On the Difficulty of “Saying No”, in which, all the same: “yes” ought to be the standard, really.

4. Drunk Girls Deserve to Get Raped, in which Internet trolls respond to a gang-rape by blaming the victim.

5. Ashley Madison’s Conservative Values, in which a cheating Web site denounced by moral conservatives profits off their traditional values.

Photo via the Library of Congress

This week on the Sexist, we tackled sex, drugs, boobs, and racism. In no particular order.

1. The 10 Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes, in which this shit is almost over, I promise.

2. The Sex-Ed Gender Divide, in which sometimes, when a woman meets a man she loves very much, she still needs different out of her sex ed experience.

3. How to Inform a Friend Their Halloween Costume Is Racist, in which we attempt to dissuade a fellow trick-or-treater from her “Sexy Illegal Alien” get-up before someone kicks her ass.

4. WJLA’s Breast Cancer Report Won’t Blur Boobs, in which an educational breast-baring is hailed as exploitative

5. The Date Rape Drug Is An Urban Myth. Let’s Put it to Rest, in which the conversation on acquaintance rape needs to change.

Photo via the George Eastman House

Last week on the Sexist, Rihanna came back but stayed silent on domestic violence. The Freakonomics guys can come back once they’ve tried out prostituting themselves for a living. And we wish “No Homo” would just go away:

1. Why Is Rihanna Expected to Be a Feminist Icon?, or, according to commenter Genesis, “FEMINIST ICON MY ASS.”

2. Sexist Beatdown: The Happy Hooker, Or Why Doesn’t Steven Levitt Suck Dick for a Living?, in which we predict the next installment in Freakonomics: “WHY AREN’T LEVITT AND DUBNER JOINTLY FELLATING YOU RIGHT NOW: A FREAKONOMIC ANALYSIS.”

3. How Censoring “No Homo” Will Help Hip-Hop: by making everything a lot more gay.

4. D.C. Has Lowest Marriage Rate in Country, Largest Percentage of Same-Sex Couples, in which a quaint little post on the virtues of same-sex marriage inspired accusations of D.C. apartheid.

5. In Defense of D.C.’s Domestic Partnerships, in which same-sex marriage is great, but marriage still kinda sucks.

Photo by Powerhouse Museum Collection

This week on the Sexist, we lamented Sexy Halloween, investigated an underground sex club, lamented Sexy Halloween some more, and called out some pretty shitty perspectives on college sexual assault:

1. The 10 Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes, in which it actually gets worse than the Italian cuisine inspired “Shlonguini” costume.

2. Steep Price: Gay Sex Club Closes After Fatal Injury, in which an accidental head injury shutters one of D.C.’s most successful underground operations.

3.  The Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes: “Sexy Indian” Edition, in which centuries of oppression are smoothed over with a couple of fishnets.

4. G.W. Paper Criticizes Sexual Assault Victims’ Lack of Responsibility, in the Hatchet blames assault victims.

5. Lawyer Calls Alleged Sexual Assault “Being Silly”, in which the Hatchet interviews a guy even more offensive than its editorial board!

Photo by riptheskull.

Last week on the Sexist, an awesome holiday for children was ruined by a costume involving a “shlonguini,” people came up with a lot of excuses not to just say “rape,” and an underground sex club suffered an anonymous tragedy:

1. The 10 Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes, in which women dress sexy and men dress like a penis joke.

2. Verbal Assault: The Abuse and Debasement of “Rape”, in which it doesn’t get worse than “rape-rape.”

3. Death at Logan Circle “Men’s Parties” Apartment, in which a sex club meeting leaves one dead.

4. Common Roman Polanski Defenses, Refuted, in which no movie is that good.

5. “Men’s Party” Sex Club Victim May Have Broken Neck, in which there are “snacks.”

Photo by Ha! Designs

Last week on the Sexist, Polaski defenders depressed us, frat boys surprised us, ex-gays confused us, and the Catholic University of America banned us:

1. Common Roman Polanski Defenses, Refuted, in which just because he doesn’t look like a duck, swim like a duck, or quack like a duck, doesn’t mean he’s not a rapist.

2. Frat Boys at GW Rush to Undo Homophobic Stereotypes, in which Maryland blue crabs are served, but not emphasized.

3. Ex-Gay Group Calls Hate Crime Laws “Anti-Ex-Gay”, in which the ex-gay logical universe continues to consume me!

4. You’re Drunk. It’s Inside You. It Kind of Hurts. Is It Rape? in which a guy named “Buster Darkhole” says you’re probably just overreacting.

5. Catholic University Bans Sex on Campus, Newspapers Discussing Sex on Campus, in which sex does not sell free newspapers!

Photo via Wikipedia Commons.

Last week on the Sexist, we took a look at the role of consent in the context of porn, bad undergraduate sex columns, false accusations, and the work of Tucker Max. A retrospective:

1. False Rape Accusations and Rape Culture, in which people who care about rape and people who care about false rape claims should fight on the same side.

2. The Anatomy of a Tucker Max Joke, in which [Tucker Max] + [charges of misogyny] = [pageviews]

3. You’re Drunk. It’s Inside You. It Kind of Hurts. Is It Rape? In which American University’s back-to-school sex column gets off to a very slut-shaming start.

4. Victims Vs. Sluts: Hofstra’s False Rape and the Media. In which the Hofstra accuser is a liar, but she’s called a “whore.” What?

5. Name That Consent Porn! In which Backseat Bangin’: The Honda Accord is totally up for grabs, pornographers!

1. Tucker Max Fans Fight Rape With Racism, in which Photoshopping “grape drink” onto an anti-rape sign constitutes “brilliance”

2. False Rape Accusations and Rape Culture, in which rape is bad, rape accusations are bad—and attempting to prove that women are sluttier than men based on STD transmission rates is bad science, guy.

3. Tucker Max Too Sexist For Ad Space?, in which Tucker Max tells you all to go fuck yourselves.

4. The Rapiest Quotes From “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell”, in which I can’t possibly write another word about Tucker Max, even to introduce you to this blog post on Tucker Max! Sorry!

5. Dan Brown Adds Transgendering To the Lexicon, in which I read 56 words from Brown’s new book, and one make-believe word!

6. D.C. Gay Men Have Biggest Dicks, D.C. Gay Men Report, in which PENIS GRAPH.

7. Spot Your Local Tucker Max Douchebag. Collect them all!

Photo by riptheskull, Creative Commons 2.0

Last week on the Sexist, Tucker Max fans defended their leaders against charges of misogyny (wait: I thought that was the point?), PETA “banned” itself again, and I made fun of girls who make fun of dude’s penises. Technically, this list does not include the week’s actual top five most popular blog posts, because a lot of people Googled their way over to this Glenn Beck post again, but I’m not counting it because fuck that guy.

1. Spot Your Local Tucker Max Douchebag!, in which calling other people “douchebags” makes me a douchebag, and possibly a rapist in some states!

2. Pam Anderson and PETA Release Another Banned Video, in which Pam is too hot for TV, but juuust riiight for YouTube.

3. The Rapiest Quotes From I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, in which, oh great that guy again!

4. How the AP Styleguide Fails Transgender Subjects, in which an AP reporter attempts a “he said, she said” version of a transgender profile.

5. Could A CDC Circumcision Recommendation Inspire More Penis Ignorance?, in which grown women who attend Sex & the City bus tours are not the best source of accurate sexual health information.

Photo by freeparking, CC by 2.0