REMEMBER THAT DUDE: Who supposedly hacked into Sarah Palin’s Yahoo! e-mail account last fall with only an easily guessed password hint and a dream? Well, he’s David Kernell, “the son of a Democratic Tennessee legislator,” and he pleaded not guilty yesterday to counts of “fraud, unlawful electronic transmission of material outside Tennessee and attempts to conceal records to impede an FBI investigation.” Is it really fraud if it’s almost too easy?

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DUR: GOP needs to get smart, says The Young Turks.  “Obama won because he’s smart. . . . I enjoy having a beer with my brother in-law, but I wouldn’t want him running the country. He’s an idiot! Sure, people like a candidate they can relate to, but when it comes down to the crunch, Americans want smart leaders, not drinking buddies.” Joe Six Pack, we hardly knew ye.

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Oh, hey, slow news day.

* Now, homos, Mormons, baby-killing women, porno freaks, Jesus mockers, and drunks have “sports nuts” to contend with for eternal damnation (above).

* Now, get out of my city please.

* Now, I get to not hear Rick Warren talk about anything for a very long time, perhaps ever.

* Now, there’s only one day left until Oscar nominations!

* Also, now, only one day left until thousands more people come ruin our city, again, this time to protest abortion.

* Now, all the strangers in my group house who have been using my hot water and arguing about Israel or some shit need to leave, now. It’s 9 in the morning!

Photo by Amy Austin

Even with this video in their arsenal, Prop 8 supporters didn’t manage to edge out the Mormon church last month in California. My theory? I’ve seen Mormons. And those dudes don’t look nearly Mormon enough.

Next time: try stiffer, less overtly evil.

Former City Paper editor Kara Swisher writes for the Daily Beast about her insatiable desire to be married to another woman. Swisher has been gay married four times so far: the non-legal romantic, traditional, family wedding; the rushed, Niagara Falls parking lot Canadian wedding; the voided San Francisco sham wedding; and the final, in-at-the-buzzer, right-before-polls-close-legalizing-Prop-8 California wedding.

Here’s Swisher’s message for the anti-gay Mormon elite who would stand in her way: “I’m not going away, because I have an Elizabeth-Taylor appetite for gay marriage.”