No. NO Not again. Not another “Mr Mom” reference!

Maybe this shit could fly in 1983. I wouldn’t know, because at that point, my own Mr. Mom and my regular female Mom hadn’t gotten together to shared-parent me yet. But at this point, New York Times—-stop. JUST STOP.

You’ve informed us that despite the “Mr. Mom” idea you have helped to propagate, “Dads” still outnumber Mr. Moms (”Mr. Mom Aside, Dads at Work Are Still the Norm“).

You’ve asked the eternal question: “But Can Mr. Mom Tie a Ponytail?”

You’ve even called the guy who wrote in to debunk the idea that only women can be proper parents a “Mr. Mom” (”Mr. Mom Fights Back“)! I can’t believe you did that, you fucking jerks!

Thankfully, we already have a suitable replacement word for “Mr. Mom.” It’s called “Dad.”

“I heard a child ask her, ‘What’s the difference between icing and off-sides,’” reveals one. “She didn’t know.”