The Sexist » Michelle Obamas http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist Sex and Gender in D.C. Mon, 22 Aug 2011 18:08:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 Inside the Vaginas of Our First Ladies http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2008/12/02/inside-the-vaginas-of-our-first-ladies/ http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2008/12/02/inside-the-vaginas-of-our-first-ladies/#comments Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:38:51 +0000 Amanda Hess http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/?p=1407 Autumn Stephens, author of Wild Words for Wild Women and other Smithsonian museum gift shop titles, has a new book! Fiesty First Ladies: And Other Unforgettable White House Women (advanced reading copy) is a whimsical, pocket-sized take on "those formidable females" who have accompanied their Man on the zany ride that is the American Presidency—complete with Photoshopped Rockette-style crotch display!

Oh, that's just like Nancy, Jackie, Hillary, and Michelle* to show off their feisty, satin-clothed vaginas on the White House lawn. Only Laura Bush is spared. I'm already working on my Feisty First Dudes primer, a campy look at the men behind the nation's feisty governors and Secretaries of State, illustrated by a photograph of Todd Palin and Bill Clinton wearing short shorts and grabbing their junk whilst lounging in front of the Washington Monument.

* last-minute draft pick

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