Last week on the Sexist:

1. Meghan McCain Schooled, Spanked, Murdered: Political Debate or Snuff Porn?, because Paul Begala BDSM is not what I’d prefer to conjure up with my morning news.

2. 5C Commissioner Gigi Ransom Censured Over “Potential Hate Crime”, because local politics can get a little too personal.

3. The Ten Creepiest Paul Rudd Stalking Tweets! because swoon.

4. Bacardi’s Massive Internet Fail, because “Get An Ugly Girlfriend” was such a compelling Israeli ad campaign, it made waves over here in the states!

5. Big Penis Dating Site Reveals Inches Before First Date, because you don’t want to walk into that shit without knowing the relevant details, amirightladies.

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By all media accounts, Meghan McCain was “schooled,” “taken to task,” “murdered,” “crucified,” and “pwned” by Paul Begala on Real Time With Bill Maher over the weekend. Let’s go to the tape!

As you can see, Begala schooled, punished, crucified and murdered McCain in some sort of live televised pornographic snuff film! Given the creepy terminology the media’s been throwing around here, I’m surprised no one has referred to the exchange as a “spanking” yet. Oh wait, yeah, somebody did.
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First the tattoos, and now this? However can this be? A Republican, who likes sex! I dare say I cannot handle this girl’s rebelliousness much longer!

In her latest Daily Beast defense of Republicanism, Meghan McCain reveals “Why I Love Guns.”

“So, yes, the girl who wants to legalize gay marriage and thinks the GOP is out of touch with progressive-minded Republicans is fiercely protective of her Second Amendment rights and finds it empowering, especially as a woman, to fire off a few rounds and get closer and closer to the desired target,” McCain writes. “This is one issue where I’m red through-and-through.”

McCain and I have a lot in common: I too, want to legalize gay marriage. I, too, think the GOP is out of touch. I also like to shoot guns. Do these facts, taken together, mean I’m “red through-and-through”? No—they mean that I hate the Republican party, but I do love fun.

So, Meghan McCain loves shooting guns at the shooting range. Next, we’ll hear that she loves Slip ‘N Slides, blowing bubbles, and tequila body shots. Guns are fun. Let’s keep ‘em in the range—in the hands of the “responsible, trained, and law-abiding citizens” McCain says deserves the right to use them.

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On Twitter. “Oh, Karl Rove follows everybody,” you might say. “Meghan McCain notably declared Rove creepy for following her.”

To which I might reply, were this conversation real: “That is just not true! An impressive 44,891 Twitterers follow Rove. He only follows 42,473. Plus, Meghan McCain doesn’t even follow Karl Rove, though he follows her, making my margin of victory that much more impressive!”

“Yes!” I would continue. “I am among the 94.6 percent worthy of basking in the Glory of Rove’s decidedly creepy user photo (above)! I have so much to @KarlRove!”

I would then take leave of you to gloriously sign in to my Twitter account and actually @KarlRove, only to find that the words would not come—I really have nothing to say to that guy. I would be redeemed, however, by discovering a new treasure: the @KarlRove Twitter feed. It’s like being inside his head!

Kevin at the Tidbits of My Life has published a portion of the speech Meghan McCain delivered at last week’s annual Log Cabin Republican dinner. McCain’s comments underlined her strong commitment to gay rights, Republicanism, black clothing, punk rock, and tattoos. “The person who stands before you is not confined within the mold of what a daughter of a Republican Presidential candidate ’should’ be for some,” McCain said, adding that she learned three valuable lessons on the campaign trail:

1. “Most of our nation wants our nation to succeed.”

2. “Most people are ready to move on to the future, not live in the past.”

3. “Most of the old school Republicans are scared shitless of that future.”

But what does this all have to do with McCain being kind of a goth chick?

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The Log Cabin Republicans, longtime gay conservative group and newfound darling of Meghan McCain, are in search of a new leader—one who’s willing to do less for less. Chairman of the Board Terry Hamilton told the Washington Blade that the organization’s next president “might work less than full-time,” Chris Johnson reports.

“It could take the form of a full-time, or it could take the form of a three-quarter time or something like that,” Hamilton told the Blade. “We haven’t quite decided just exactly what we’re going to be doing.”

Hamilton admitted that while “the organization is currently able to pay its expenses,” it can’t “afford to hire a president with a salary in the range of hundreds of thousands of dollars.” Hamilton attributed the discount search to the “times,” which “call for lots of flexibility.”

OMG—the Log Cabin Republicans should totally hire Meghan McCain as their new part-time president! She can lobby for the hipper, gayer Republican party part-time, blog about the hipper, gayer Republican party part-time, and still have time to maintain her Twitter account while penning her lavishly funded memoir. Who cares if she’s not gay, and at times unconvincingly Republican? She sounds “flexible.”

Political-royalty-turned-blogger Meghan McCain has launched a new campaign to usher gay rights into her hip, young Republican fold—but the gay media is not biting.

In the Daily Beast this week, McCain calls gay rights “one of the [causes] closest to my heart,” and insists that “if the Republican Party has any hope of gaining substantial support from a wider, younger base, we need to get past our anti-gay rhetoric.” Later this week, McCain is slated to address the Log Cabin Republicans at their annual convention, and she works hard on the Beast to build up the the gay conservative group’s inclusiveness as a part of its “core Republican values,” while dissing the Democrats for being the party that’s really anti-gay.

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