* Tiger Beatdown questions, answers why she blogs—and lets readers in on a haunting truth all opinion bloggers must endure!: "What I thought privately was often dramatically at odds with what I posted."

* Evil Slutopia gives the smack-down treatment to Ann Coulter's recent remarks on single mothers—their kids grow up to be strippers, thugs, etc. The more you know! Wait, who is the scary blond lady? Why does anyone bother with her anymore? Boring.

* Meghan McCain blogs again! Her friends are having babies and she gets to go the White House next week for a day for Barack Obama to make nice with her dad. McCain Blogette will return again in earnest in February, when hopefully McCain can spend more time developing an independent young voice (conservative or otherwise), less time posting Weezer's "Pork & Beans."

* Stop what you're doing! D.C. Nearlyweds provided you faulty bridesmaid dress advice last week! Do not buy your bridesmaid dresses online from J Crew! "I realized the dresses were NOT the color they appeared online," wrote one nearly-wed. Don't get me wrong, they are pretty dresses, but they were an orangey pink, and our wedding colors are wine, raspberry, and champagne." My God. I hope it's not too late.

* This Thursday: Proceeds from the Homo Hotel Happy Hour will benefit Gays and Lesbians Opposed to Violence (GLOV) The monthly "4H" club will be held at the Carlyle Suites, at 1731 New Hampshire Ave. NW, at 5:30.

Photo by trialsanderrors.

WND sides for Obama! Schilling places scare quotes around the word "homosexual" in her headline, as in "'Homosexual' Time reporter: Obama is a 'bigot,'" then pepper her report on Cloud's smack-down with this description of Cloud's work for CP:

In his earlier days as a reporter for the Washington City Paper, Cloud described his first-hand experience and arousal at a Washington, D.C., group-sex party for homosexuals in 1997. His report was sexually graphic and filled with expletives.

Bravo, Schilling, but you left out the link! Read up on Cloud's arousal here.

* Gender Goggles rants on the use of the term "failure of feminism" to describe shit that happens that's not great for women. Don't call it a failure of feminism when you mean "a failure of mainstream society to embrace feminism fully."

* Great conversations going on at Slate's XX Factor: Eve Fairbanks on claims that the media turned sexist in 2008; Melinda Henneberger asks, "are traditional Christians necessarily haters?" (Short answer: Mmmm, no).

* Some dude has started a blog of photographs his three-year-old child took with his digital camera that provide "a window into the perspective of a child." Are we're supposed to glean from this that a child has the perspective of a lazy, indiscriminate photographer?

* McCain Blogette is back! Meghan McCain jumps back into the blogosphere to wish us a happy new year and update on her post-election "emotional rollercoaster." This is just a hunch, but I have a feeling there's a third-wave feminist blogger in Meghan just waiting to rise from the ashes of her aging parents' cold, political marital agreement (just look at those sassy red shoes!). Come, young Padawan. I will guide you to shed your earnestness and adopt left-leaning positions on women's health!

Photo via trialsanderrors.

* Jezebel debunks the debunkers of the rumors facts of Palin's rape kit debacle.

* Meghan McCain at McCain Blogette has posted another election playlist. McCain writes that she creates "playlists for almost every interesting experience," but doesn't identify exactly what that interesting experience is this time. What could the combination of David Bowie's "Golden Years," Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation," and Lady GaGa's (?) "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" be referring to? Whatever, I'm digging it.

* Via The Nation: A pastor protects Sarah Palin against "the spirit of witchcraft" in 2005. Go to the video's 7:30 mark to watch Palin get de-witched.

* Feminist fiction writer Chimamanda Adichi wins the intellectual lottery—she gets $100,000 a year for five years and gets the nickname "genius." [via Feminist Daily News].

* David Levinson Wilk for Politico reports on the domination of "OBAMA" and "BIDEN" clues in the New York Times' crossword. "MCCAIN" has never appeared. As for McCain's Veep: "Like a cruel joke, PALIN has appeared dozens of times as an answer in the crossword grids of the nation’s most esteemed news publications—but always with clues such as 'Monty Python member' or 'Cohort of Cleese and Idle.' It’s pretty obvious: The left-wing media elite is mocking her. For shame!"

* Via Feministing: Tuesday was bisexuality day. Whoops, see you next year.

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* Via Feministe: Taking your children to vote with you is adorable; homeless voters find obstacles at the polls.

* Slate's Trey Patterson remembers MTV video countdown "Total Request Live", set to take a "hiatus" this November:

TRL's signature moment came to pass one Thursday in July of 2001, when pop diva Mariah Carey dropped in unexpectedly. She entered pushing a cart filled with ice-cream treats, wore a pair of shorts connoting assertive depravity, and gave voice to existential frustrations: "You're my therapy session right now, Carson." Her behavior was sufficiently erratic that the crowd couldn't squeal for it with any real consistency.

* Meanwhile, Meghan McCain blogs her "Last Call with Carson Daly" experience on McCain Blogette.

* Elsewhere on Slate, Josh Patner recaps fashion week's "re-envisioning" of the "American woman.

* Jezebel updates you on the aftermath of DJ AM and Travis Barker's plane crash: exes Mandy Moore and Shanna Moakler at bedsides; Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Ronson blog; Jamie Kennedy, Lauren Conrad, and Kathy Griffin sound off.

* Via BYT via Gawker: Anderson Cooper's (alleged) lovers: a primer.

* The New Gay CANNOT CONTROL THE VOLUME OF ITS VOICE.