Posts Tagged ‘Manliest Workplace in D.C.’

Man Madness: Arnold & Porter Vs. Jones Day

Welcome back to the Manliest Workplace in D.C. Tournament. The winner of the legal bracket will be decided today, as the arsenal of partners at Arnold & Porter faces off against the hired guns at Jones Day. (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). Will Arnie and Port be found guilty of employing an all-powerful [...]

Man Madness: Williams & Connolly Vs. Hogan & Hartson

Welcome back to the Manliest Workplace in D.C. Tournament. This week, the long arm of the law has its strength tested as D.C.'s biggest law firms compete for man dominance. Today, the local partners of Williams & Connolly take on the upper-level lawyers at Hogan & Hartson (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). Will Williams, [...]

Man Madness: Wilmer Cutler Pickering Hale & Dorr LLP Vs. Akin Gump Strauss Hauer & Feld LLP

Welcome back to the Manliest Workplace in D.C. Competition, wherein I arbitrarily and decisively rate local workplaces based on how many dudes they employ. Fear my wrath! (And see the entire 64-workplace bracket here). This week: Are D.C.'s law firms as manly as the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer character (right), as portrayed by the late Phil [...]

Man Madness: Covington & Burling LLP Vs. Steptoe & Johnson LLP

Welcome back to the Manliest Workplace in D.C. competition. This week, Washington's workplaces take the stand in this, our legal bracket! (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). Since D.C.'s most powerful firms have a whole lot of man power, I've decided to switch up the format here. In the most sexually charged Man Madness contest [...]

Man Madness: Local Government Bracket Finale

Last week, we determined the manliness factor of eight workplaces in the local government sector of the Manliest Workplace in D.C. competition. (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). Let's go to the standings!

With 47 out of 55 manly points, Fenty's cabinet edges out the fiery competition to go on to our tournament's elite eight [...]

Man Madness: House Vs. Senate

The Manliest Workplace in D.C. Competition continues today in a match-up sure to be less painful than most acts of Congress! (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). Today, the Federal Government bracket heats up as our bicameral legislature goes mano-a-mano to determine final man dominance (until the new, possibly gender-compromised Congress is sworn in). [...]

Man Madness: Supreme Court Vs. U.S. Postal Service

Welcome back to the Manliest Workplace in D.C. Tournament. With the Culture bracket languishing in a statistical dead heat between the Washington Redskins and the Smithsonian Institution, it's time to turn our attentions to the granddaddy of all granddaddy employers: The Federal Government! (See the full 64-workplace bracket here).
Today, one-seed the Supreme Court takes on [...]

Man Madness: Culture Bracket Finale

Well, it's been a hell of a week in non-manliness. I hope we've all learned something about D.C. culture here, folks: It is, at best, marginally manly. So while the winner of the Culture bracket will have the satisfaction of besting his peers, he will almost certainly fall to the mighty Washington Times in the [...]

Man Madness: Studio Theatre Vs. Madame Tussauds

This week wraps up the Culture bracket in the Sexist's Manliest Workplace in D.C. Competition. Today, we give the arbitrary calculation treatment to the Studio Theatre and the D.C. outfit of Madame Tussauds. Will the human impressionists of the threatre prove manlier than the wax dummies of the house of oddities? Find out!
STUDIO THEATRE: This [...]

Man Madness: National Cathedral Vs. Founding Church of Scientology

It's day two of the Culture bracket in our ever-searching Manliest Workplace in D.C. tournament (See the whole 64-workplace bracket here). Yesterday, the manly Redskins strong-armed the National Museum of Women in the Arts to clinch their second-round spot; today, two of D.C.'s religious institutions, the National Cathedral and the Founding Church of Scientology, duke [...]