Posts Tagged ‘Manliest Workplace in D.C.’

Man Madness: The Winner of the Manliest Workplace Tournament!

Last week we narrowed down D.C.'s workplaces to the four manliest organizations in the District (okay, due to several close manly ties, it was really six). They are: conservative moonie news source The Washington Times; obscure U.S. representative body the Senate; a whole bunch of unionized dudes; and bald eagle/Ronald Reagan advocacy group Citizens United [...]

Man Madness: The Emasculating Eight Is Revealed!

Well, folks, it's been a long, hard trudge up Man Mountain in this, the first-ever Manliest Workplace in D.C. Competition. Mannishness was shunned! Femininity was ignored! And now,we've finally whittled our 64-workplace bracket down to eight crowned Captains of Industry who are proud to call themselves Men. Behold, the Emasculating Eight!
MEDIA: The Washington Times [...]

Man Madness: Center For American Progress Vs. American University

Today wraps up the intellectual bracket of the Manliest Workplace in D.C. tournament (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). Right now: The Center for American Progress takes on American University. Which org puts the man in A(m)eric(an)? How much longer can I sustain strained wordplay on the term "man," "man"? Let's find out!
CENTER FOR AMERICAN [...]

Man Madness: Brookings Institution Vs. Georgetown University

The thinky portion of the Manliest Workplace in D.C. tournament continues today as Brookings challenges Georgetown for intellectual man dominance (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). So put on your thinking caps, four-eyes, and lets get to the competition!

BROOKINGS INSTITUTION: This D.C. think tank aims to "Strengthen American democracy, foster the economic and social welfare, [...]

Man Madness: Cato Institute Vs. George Washington University

It's day two in the thinky bracket of our Manliest Workplace in D.C. tournament, where our nation's capital's think tanks take on its academics in a fight for utter non-femininity (see the full 64-workplace bracket here)! This time: Will those Libertarian scallywags over at the Cato Institute prove brawnier than the George Washington University's spoiled [...]

Man Madness: Union Bracket Finale

Things got heated in the manliest workplace in D.C. tournament last week, as the District's unions and guilds faced off to go on to the finals. Things are still undecided here as three workplaces scored perfectly on the manly index—all men in the highest jobs, all the time. Here's a recap:
Game 1: United Union of [...]

Man Madness: International Brotherhood of Teamsters Vs. United Food and Commercial Workers International Union

Welcome back to the union bracket of the Manliest Workplace in D.C. tournament, where 64 local workplaces vie to be the manliest. This afternoon, the granddaddy of all Brotherhoods—the Teamsters—faces off against the heady brew of the United Food and Commercial Workers International Union. To the org charts!
INTERNATIONAL BROTHERHOOD OF TEAMSTERS: Jimmy Hoffa may [...]

Man Madness: International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers Vs. AFL-CIO

Welcome back to the Manliest Workplace in D.C. tournament, where 64 local workplaces compete for top serious manliness. This week's competitors: D.C.'s unions and guilds. So put on your brass knuckles and get ready

INTERNATIONAL BROTHERHOOD OF ELECTRICAL WORKERS: This brotherhood establishes its inherent manliness in its very name. But does it have the man-voltage [...]

Man Madness: United Union of Roofers, Waterproofers and Allied Workers Vs. Washington-Baltimore Newspaper Guild

We delve deep into Man Territory in the Manliest Workplace in D.C. tournament this week as union workers fight for the right to be manly (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). But will these unions' org charts prove as manly as their storied muscley dispositions? Let's find out!

UNITED UNION OF ROOFERS, WATERPROOFERS, AND ALLIED WORKERS: [...]

Man Madness: Legal Bracket

The Manliest Workplace in D.C. continued last week, as D.C.'s biggest firms were submitted to the powerful and dangerous force of my manly whim. In a cold and calculated assault, I, well, calculated the percentage of male partners employed in these firms' local offices. Lets go to the stats (winners in bold):
Game 1: Covington & [...]