Posts Tagged ‘man madness’

Man Madness: House Vs. Senate

The Manliest Workplace in D.C. Competition continues today in a match-up sure to be less painful than most acts of Congress! (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). Today, the Federal Government bracket heats up as our bicameral legislature goes mano-a-mano to determine final man dominance (until the new, possibly gender-compromised Congress is sworn in). [...]

Man Madness: Presidential Cabinet Vs. Federal Reserve

The Federal Government contest continues today in D.C.'s man madness tournament—the quest to find the D.C. institution with the most men in the highest positions. (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). Today, Bushies face off against the Benjamins as  President Bush's cabinet takes on the Federal Reserve Board.

PRESIDENTIAL CABINET: Historical election, shmishtorical shmeshectshion! The United [...]

Man Madness: Supreme Court Vs. U.S. Postal Service

Welcome back to the Manliest Workplace in D.C. Tournament. With the Culture bracket languishing in a statistical dead heat between the Washington Redskins and the Smithsonian Institution, it's time to turn our attentions to the granddaddy of all granddaddy employers: The Federal Government! (See the full 64-workplace bracket here).
Today, one-seed the Supreme Court takes on [...]

Man Madness: Culture Bracket Finale

Well, it's been a hell of a week in non-manliness. I hope we've all learned something about D.C. culture here, folks: It is, at best, marginally manly. So while the winner of the Culture bracket will have the satisfaction of besting his peers, he will almost certainly fall to the mighty Washington Times in the [...]

Man Madness: Studio Theatre Vs. Madame Tussauds

This week wraps up the Culture bracket in the Sexist's Manliest Workplace in D.C. Competition. Today, we give the arbitrary calculation treatment to the Studio Theatre and the D.C. outfit of Madame Tussauds. Will the human impressionists of the threatre prove manlier than the wax dummies of the house of oddities? Find out!
STUDIO THEATRE: This [...]

Man Madness: Smithsonian Institution Vs. National Symphony Orchestra

The Manliest Workplace in D.C. competition continues. This week: Culture! Yesterday, the Founding Church of Scientology beat out the Washington National Cathedral to make it to the macho second round of the contest; earlier, the Washington Redskins handily swiped away the National Museum of Women in the Arts. Will the Smithsonian Institution or the National [...]

Man Madness: National Cathedral Vs. Founding Church of Scientology

It's day two of the Culture bracket in our ever-searching Manliest Workplace in D.C. tournament (See the whole 64-workplace bracket here). Yesterday, the manly Redskins strong-armed the National Museum of Women in the Arts to clinch their second-round spot; today, two of D.C.'s religious institutions, the National Cathedral and the Founding Church of Scientology, duke [...]

Man Madness: Washington Redskins Vs. National Museum of Women in the Arts

Welcome back to The Sexist's Manliest Workplace in D.C. tournament, our ongoing unscientific investigation into the male/female ratios of local employers' org charts. Last week, we sewed up the Media Bracket, in which the Washington Times crushed the competition with an impressive 94.5 percent manly factor. Now, we move on to an even more high-fallutin' [...]

Man Madness: Media Bracket Finale

Week one of the Manliest Workplace in D.C. competition has come to a close. Let's recap the standings in the media bracket (first-round winners in bold):
Game 1: Washington Times, 52; Washingtonian, 17
Game 2: Congressional Quarterly, 40; Washington Post, 46
Game 3: El Pregonero, 48; USA TODAY, 50
Game 4: Washington City Paper, 36; Washington Blade, 45
In a [...]

Man Madness: Washington City Paper Vs. Washington Blade

Today, we sew up the media bracket in the D.C.'s Manliest Workplace Tournament with two of the Districts alternative weeklies: The Washington City Paper and the Washington Blade. Earlier in the media contest, the Washington Times out-manlied Washingtonian, the Washington Post pwned Congressional Quarterly, and El Pregonero fell to USA today. Check out the full [...]