Now that we've exhausted the decade in masculine trends, it's time for us to take a look back at the aughts' many cultural incarnations of femininity. The versions of femininity that have been aggressively marketed to us over the past ten years, from "not that innocent" pop tarts to Sex & the City fashionistas to [...]
In an editorial slide-show titled Lindsay Lohan: A Metamorphosis, the Washington Post's Liz Kelly revisits the many looks the 23-year-old starlet has cultivates over the years. But this is no style retrospective treatment, a la Madonna's chameleon-like fashion choices or Tyra's wacky wigs. This slide-show is focused exclusively on each stage of Lohan's career, and [...]
Barbara Walters' Twitter feed is better than ours because, unlike our own worthless personal updates, Walters can honestly answer "What are you doing?" by invoking Paul McCartney, Mayor Bloomberg, and "stamina." The top 10 absurd updates from @BarbaraJWalters:
10. Barbara knocks out the personal and the professional in under 140 characters.
9. I love how Barbara calls [...]
The human nipple is a strange beast. Depending on the context, this "small projection of skin containing the outlets for 15-20 lactiferous ducts arranged cylindrically around the tip" has been marketed as alternately sexy, obscene, artistic, disgusting, and even sexier.
But as a consumer of nipple shots, such versatility can become confusing. It's often difficult to [...]
Now that e-Harmony is legally required to provide dating services for gays, newly single (possible) lesbian Lindsay Lohan has created a video profile seeking love in a spoof on the site for FunnyOrDie.com. In the faux singles ad, Lohan describes herself as "a workaholic, a shopaholic, and, according to the state of California, an [...]
Samantha Ronson's back! I guess she liked LUX when she hit it up for a post-New Year's party last month. The DJ returns to the club, at 649 New York Ave. NW, this Friday. Last time, she arrived sans Lohan; the laws of probability suggest that Lindsay will appear on Friday, spend her whole time [...]
The rest of the National Zoo's gorilla population is not amused.
The Washington Post reports today that the baby gorilla born in the National Zoo on Jan. 10 is a baby girl. A zoo spokesperson said it took zookeepers a full three weeks to determine the sex of the gorilla; post-birth, the "hairy arm" [...]
Back so soon, SamRo and LiLo? British DJ Samantha Ronson will be spinning at LUX Lounge this evening, mere months after she and girlfriend Lindsay Lohan hit up Lotus in October. The evening, sponsored by Miller Lite, is called "Break Your Resolutions." Really, because my resolution was to not get very drunk and attempt to [...]
Last night, British musician and DJ Samantha Ronson spun at Lotus Lounge's "Hollywood Vibes Come to K Street" fete, a fund-raiser for the Children's Miracle Network. Ronson donated her world-renowned skills on the tables for an important cau—yeah, yeah, whatever, did you know that she dates Lindsay Lohan, and that Lindsay Lohan is hot and [...]
