Posts Tagged ‘Levi Johnston’

Daily Palin: The Ballad of Bristol & Levi

Somehow, I think they'll do all right without him.

LEVI ON THE BREAK-UP: Nineteen-year-old Levi Johnston is single, ladies! His coming out party was held in front of his Wasilla home and was attended by a horde of bloodthirsty reporters. He told the AP that the decision to end things with 18-year-old Bristol was mutual and [...]

Daily Palin: Bristol & Levi Break It Off! Edition

Did McCain get in the way?
LEVI & BRISTOL: DUNZO? Radar reports that the forthcoming Palin and Johnston union has been scratched. All the deets, courtesy of Star magazine:
But in a new interview with Star Magazine, Levi's sister Mercede Johnston says Bristol actually broke up with Levi more than a month ago, is not attending school [...]

Daily Palin: Palin-Limbaugh 2012 Edition

Still goin' strong: Limbaugh on Donahue in 1991
* OMFG. Some dude posits: "While the mainstream media continues to ridicule the Alaskan Governor I continue to insist she has a lock on the rank and file base and far-fetched as it seems, Rush Limbaugh on a Palin ticket would be a potent political marriage of populists." [...]

Daily Palin: Around the World on Alaska’s Dime Edition

Welcome back to “Daily Palin,” in which we detail Sarah Palin’s refusal to go away—every day. The morning news from backstage at the Alaskan-funded "Curves" ribbon-cutting ceremony, below:

FIRST DUDE WINTER SPORTS CORNER: Above: Todd Palin's yearbook photo from Wasilla High. A-woo-ga! HOWEVER: does that mean Sarah was lying when she told reporters, "Todd grew up [...]

Daily Palin: Defending Palin’s Sexy Glasses Edition

Introducing “Daily Palin,” in which we detail Sarah Palin’s refusal to go away—every day. The morning news from behind Palin's fake, nonprescription lenses:

DEFENDING SARAH: DraftPalin2012 has crafted this handy guide to fielding Palin criticisms from friends, lovers, feminists, etc:
STEP ONE: BLAME THE BLOGS. "In answering criticisms about Sarah we need to be very brief and [...]

Daily Palin: Levi Johnston Runaway Sperm Edition

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EAT IT, JUDD: Somebody wrote Sarah Palin a letter the other day confirming that aerial wolf-hunting was a "scientifically valid and sound method of predator management." GRRROWL! The sender was "a group of pro-hunting organizations."
RUMORS: Has Levi Johnston knocked up another woman? And is he going for some sort of record?

The Morning After: A $300,000 Tripp Edition

* Photos of Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston's son, Tripp, have netted the underage couple $300,000 from People magazine. Is that enough to get the fuck out of Wasilla and never look back? Or just enough to fund a forced white wedding?
* Dude blogger Roissy in D.C. knows how to identify a slut! She is [...]