The Sexist » let the eagle soar http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist Sex and Gender in D.C. Mon, 22 Aug 2011 18:08:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 What Do Nudists Wear? http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/08/14/what-do-nudists-wear/ http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/08/14/what-do-nudists-wear/#comments Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:00:26 +0000 Amanda Hess http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/?p=5887 What do nudists wear? If this online nudist apparel store is any indication—more than you'd imagine. From what I can tell, nudist attire is clothing which serves a decorative—as opposed to a shielding—function, and generally operates with a clear disregard of genital exposure. It's also a really good resource for any woman who would like to see a soaring eagle beaded atop her boobs.

The "beaded collar," (prices vary). Available in the classic "circle/rope" pattern, as well as a few flashier models.

For the nudist biker:

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For the nudist Republican:

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For the nudist cat lady:

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"Sheer pants" and matching jacket; $49 and $59 respectively. So that even when your dick's not hanging out, your dick's hanging out.

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The "uniwrap" for men, $25. A skirt.

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The "sportif shorts" for men, $47. A skirt.

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The zippered "Just Bare It" hat, $14. In case they can't figure out your nudism based on nudity alone.

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The "intimate area shaver" for men and women, $69. But how do you tote this along with no thong to tuck it into?

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The "buckle dress," $49. I knew Dov Charney was in on this somehow.

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